~ cheeky pau ~: 2006

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

angel

whoooshhh ... so fast ... first it was 2006 and now it's 2007. how to summarise 2006?? well ... it was a pretty fair or sux or ???? year for me.

career - sux * i want a huge bonus and a huge increment and very little work possible and 4 tea breaks
health - fair * give me what i want for my career category and definitely i would be awarded as super women of 2006 with zero mcs and abundance stress free
wealth - fair * slap me with a huge tasty bonus and increment, definitely i would unleash this beast screaming out for a makeover at the malls everyday. i just need to get as trendy as nicole kidman. loveeeeee her art of dressing!!
love life - fair * cut me the slack of overtime and i would be smiley 24hours a day. i can have more dates and more pampering. i have lots of love to give out on my smiley days.
social life - sux * i just get too tired to go out and hang out like old times. where has my energy gone too??? a gf even listed out "i wish to see cheekypau more often" as 2007 resolution.

we wish cheekypau a merry christmas

and a happy new year ......

2007 .. here i come! my dear sweet Lord, give me a strong angel to look over me and develop me into something interesting according to your plan. bless my 2007. amen.

Monday, November 20, 2006

home sweet home ~ yummy kk meals

on the plane, i could just hear kk calling me "cheeky pau ~ drool for kk ~food ~ food ~ food ..." :p~~~~~

OOooooohhh ... ma ma mia .... i just love the seafood that you could choose from the water farm. fresh ... tasty ... huge ... yummy ... stop me please or i would blabber on and on and on. below are others that i've pigged in. not gonna list down where to find these dishes cos i aint 1 of those food bloggers or promoters. if ya wanna know .. buzz me. haha

sweet tasty crabs

huge n sweet n juicy n tasty fresh prawns

yummy seafood claypot with huge tasty squid n fish

hot n crunchy n fresh beancurd

thumbs up to the spicy seafood tom yam ... slurp!! slurp!!

tasty n yummy fried noodle. even kl's fried noodle prawns can't beat the size of kk prawns.

home sweet home ~ kundasang

mother nature presents to you the one and only (*drum rolling) ... mOUnT kiNAbaLU! ... home sweet home ... genting and cameron can't compare to you .. huahahha

yeh! yeh! yeh!

brrrrrrrr .... it's freaking cold. imagine genting highlands at night and multiply it 3x! ahhhhhhhhh ... away from the hustle and bustle of kl life for a fresh and cooling air.

ladies and gentlemen .. welcome .. welcome .. to sutera sanctuary lodges "mesilau nature resort" ... my chalet is called "lows peak". worth staying at this place for rm$180 - 2 nights - the whole chalet.

very cosy and neat and well kept. liked the idea that there's fresh flower on the table and free mineral water. didn't manage to take the living room area. me bros were hogging it and made a mess out of it.

this chalet has 3 bedrooms and each equipped with a king sized bed, 2 clean towels and 2 slippers (the floors are so cold too!)

finally gotten to enjoy some warmth and sunshine at the kundasang war memorial park. during the japanese occupational war, more than a thousand australian and british soldiers died for the death march.

Friday, November 10, 2006

autumn at uk - good 'ol days -

enjoy me buddy's pic taken at the uni area

Thursday, November 09, 2006

9th november ....

Pretty and cute, that's what you are,

Alluring and sweet both near and far.

Under the spell you've cast on me,

Like a flower attracting a bumblebee.

In my life an angel God has given,

Next to you I feel like I'm in heaven.

Every morning there's always dew, in my heart there's always you.

note to cheekypau : a lovely poem to remember ..911.. still think so ?

Monday, October 23, 2006

is it enough?

ever thought of the next important thing in your list whereby you ought to do but never came about to do?? time is always catching up. over time ... lifestyle change, dreams change, goals change, focus change, personality change, believes change etc ..... we are always giving excuses to delay things or ignore the priority. if you have one more last chance to complete a task / to do something, what would it be? i am not talking about doing the impossible ie. turning back time and to put things right. it's about what can you do NOW so that you would not live to regret.

note to cheekypau : be wise and never live with regrets. it's up to you to mold your life to the fullest.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

what to eat??

i'm just so darn stressful today. been accumulating since last week and i've been pretty lucky that no one bothered me with their stuff. ms helpful can suffer a bad day too and today is one of the day.

pouring cats and dogs. hitch a ride from my colleague. lucky there weren't any thunder cos i am really afraid of it if i am alone at home. drop my bags once entered home sweet home. ransack the fridge. gosh! no idea what to eat. i don't have any proper fresh food. i have more than a dozen of soft drinks. variety of chocolates. 2 carrots. a cucumber. an ice cream. 3 vitagen. 3 eggs ..... hmmmm ..... tick tock tick tock tick tock and i still can't figure out. argggggggghhhh!!

it's a monday night and what do i need to eat?

pizza .... takes 30 min to deliver but it's too huge for me to finish on my own and the guilt of needing to work out a marathon session to burn up all of the calories.

chocolate .... melt those in your mouth. just a perfect pampering when you have the need to tell yourself how fantastic you are. again! the calories and how to be full over chocolates??

milo .... love milo but then i can't afford to be hungry in the middle of the night. i need solid food.

i give up!! instant noodle ... you win. you always do at times like this. i hate you!! but then i can't live without you. sighhhhh ....

note to cheekypau : gosh!! you cruel instant noodle! why must you come in all sorts of variety?? now i can't decide which of you to eat .. back to the drawing board -_-" AGAIN!!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

drink drunk sleep heaven

he who drink gets drunk. he who gets drunk goes to sleep. he who goes to sleep does not sin. he who does not sin goes to heaven. so let's all drink and go to heaven ^_^ cheers mate !

*hic *hic *burp!!! *ZzzZzzzZz

Sunday, October 01, 2006

pampered wonderfully!

pamper pamper .... it's one of those days that you had to take some time out and spoil yourself terribly rotten! let me recall my idea of a great 2006 pampering mission. ahhhhh ... it was on my birthday ... giggled and laughed and enjoyed my birthday more than i had in many years! thought I was absolutely nuts!!! i've wanted to splurged like i have never splurged on myself throughout 2006, ESPECIALLY those things everyone else in your life says are silly and frivolous. if not, felt that you have not really lived.

wee early in the morning ive gotten a beautiful jade necklace and a big red angpow. felt like a little kid. with the extra cash on hand, just had to buy myself my own birthday gifts and loved doing it. it was so much fun to know what i was getting and that it was JUST what i've wanted!!!

round 1 - i've actually bought myself an imported japanese bag plus 3 cute attires. im not into branded stuff but as long as it is unique and i can carry it off, count me in.

round 2 - took the afternoon off and had a super yummy gobsmacked lunch at tgif and watched a comical movie.

round 3 - sudden fettish for shoes and 3 pairs of it! its a bad habit but each time when i shop for shoes, i must get 3 pairs or i wouldn't be able to rest in peace.

round 4 - wanted to complete my earring collection so gotten myself a pair of white gold earrings. itchy hands to pierce 4 holes on my right ear ... high maintenance if i want to wear earrings. darn!

round 5 - the burning desire to shop more and more had to be cooled down. decided to fight fire with fire by ending the day with a famous burning hot spicy tom yam seafood noodle. a giant bowl filled with seafood and thick tasty tom yam soup. *slurp *slurp *slurp

round 6 - still had some shoppping splurge left overs. felt a little bit of feminine. so picked a pinkish nail polish to play with when i get back home.

Note to cheekypau : you will KNOW what finally loving YOURSELF REALLLLLY means when you dare to spend MONEY and TIME and enjoyable emotions on YOU!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

butterflies don't lie

You walk by and my heart beats

A thousand times at once it seems

And every time you look at me

I have to tell myself to breathe

With just a smile you capture me, and I start to melt

Emotions then take over me like I've never felt

I could tell my heart each time

It isn't love, you're just some guy

There's nothing there and what I feel

Is in my head, it isn't real

But I can't deny, can't even try

Cause I know inside, butterflies don't lie

note to cheekypau - just a nice song that i've listened to recently

Friday, September 22, 2006

sniff sniff cough cough

been a sickly weakling lately. i've went into office on wednesday, punched in, sat down, put on the cardigan and then *plonk ... was taking a nap. forced myself to wake up a few times to answer a few phone calls and complete a few task but then i just couldn't seem to concentrate. came to a point when my nails were turning blue for being cold but the aircond was not even switched on, vomited and ached till i can't even stand long. rushed like a speeding bullet to the doc and surprisingly i had a 39 degrees fever. gave me a bunch of med to take. again rushed like superman back home by 11am, took the med, changed and *plonk ... sleeping beauty princess.

managed to wake up 2x just to take my porridge dinner and med. the next day .... I'VE LOST MY FREAKING VOICE!! i couldn't even wake up until my boss called at 11am to find out if i am ok or not. the whole office were worried. i know i've gotten a few phone calls prior to that but i was too drowsy to even remember who and what. continued sleeping again from 12pm till 4pm.

went and see the doc in the evening and he laughed at me. claimed that the med was too strong. no wonder ive lost my voice, too painful to even swallow my saliva, too painful to cough, too painful to talk or make a sound and i am always in a sleeping mode. came back and slept again from 7pm-morning.

anyway, this aint a laughing matter. i don't like to be sick. the agony of driving to the doc at a sickly condition, the agony of wanting warm home cooked food ready to be taken care of cos i seem to be taking 1 meal a day (dinner only), the agony of wanting some attention or someone to check on you all the time. yup ... a time that makes an independant person into a damsel in distress.

Friday, September 15, 2006

kisser

You're a Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

cheekypau

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

i want to be a millionaire

one of those days having a need to perk myself up with an amazing day dream at work.

from a need to earn a bit of extra cash to the idea of making megabucks. for me, my world seems to be abit unfair since i am one of those "one in a thousand" hardworking dedicated donkey employee. someone just slap me with a carrot at my face. no use to express my dissatisfaction of resentment but i have my own reasoning for now. (*wink* plz understand)

looking at the bright side, a positive day dream may become a reality. how to obtain a too good to be true amazing salary besides quiting / finding another job? what do you reckon to boast myself up with ideas of multiplying my money?

a drastic measure of marrying an extremely rich bloke. maybe an old fart or a young inheritance lovey dovey fool. yucks.
whack my savings into the stockmarket investment. hmmm but then i would have to be nosey at the financial website and papers everyday.
swap my mortgage lender. it's a terrible hassle but may improve my current interest rate.
robbing a bank.
be a gambling queen at genting highlands or maybe buy the lottery weekly. our jackpot sux compared to uk.
involve in a rich scheme. swindle all of the ppl out there :p

note to cheekypau : *snap* *snap* wakey wakey time

Friday, September 08, 2006

virgo gal happy gal

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to cheekypau

super duper happy birthday gal to me!!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

bday = smelly feet

today is my daddy's bday .... hugz hugz hugz .... wish could be there to celebrate. anyway, gave money to my bros to bring my dad out for a nice dinner on my behalf :p~~~~~

sms #1 from dad : very kind of you, we will enjoy it, thank you.

sms #2 from mum : wah! belanja dad arr ... sweet of u to dad n he is v happy

sms #3 from bro : went to supertanker. dad wanted to eat there. settled and everything ok.

sms #4 from mum : rmbr chinese style must wash feet b4 sleep or at home 2 keep off bad spirit n smelly feet. take ur bad trouble n curse away.

note to cheekypau - how does a birthday in the end relate to the washing of a feet? i am a really confused child. hmmmm ... my mum's sms skill ...

Thursday, August 31, 2006

a 15 out of 10!?!!

celebrate national day! yippie! independance to my freedom as an independant chic!

it was simply a smashing day for me. i seriously can't remember how did i celebrate the previous national day but this 2006 shall be the best. enjoyed my yummy dinner, dressed up prettily, met new friends (can't remember a single name .. haha), countdown, cheered, sang a patriotic song, danced all night long, took up the bottoms up challenge, chated, laughed, took pleasure of the surroundings, glad to be able to walk in a straight line, maintained my drinking title, drove back in one piece, a nice warm shower, snuggled into my comfortable duvey, dozed off with a smiley smirk on my face, woke up late without any alarm clock buzzing and lastly ... yummy claypot chicken rice.

i am just sooooooo mesmerised how my day started and ended. yup, definitely a pleasurable and satisfactory time. merdeka to ya all out there!

Saturday, August 26, 2006

mushrooms

i just love mushrooms .. yummy .. mushroom soup, button mushroom, golden mushroom, mushroom pie, etc. another foody fettish of mine. maybe because i have a button mushroom nose. (^_^) v ... yeah!

a buddy of mine is facinated with his photography skill. lucky for him that i too enjoy all of his pictures altho he keeps on saying he's an amateur that lacks the professional skill. i was browsing through my yahoo email and went back as far as 2004. guess what ... found some 'ol good pic of uk mushrooms!! too bad it aint any pictures of food. enjoy looking at it as much as i do.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

allo!!

how do you answer your calls? i'd always find it amusing to hear my colleagues answering my calls with their own personal creative ways. "weeeiiii ... huhhhhh ... allo!! ... ah ... uhuh ... yup ... mmmm ... what ... etc".

reminds me of my brothers. spectacular way of answering calls. "the man is in the house ... wat'z up! ... yo mama! ... moshi moshi ... ooohhh i feel sexy ... yeh bebeh! ... howdy ... *burp!! ... oh man! i have a sexy butt! ... oooooh yaa it feels so nice to dig my nose, yo!" etc. i am always entertained without fail. once challenged my bro to greet our dad with his wacky greetings (b.i.m. it's a respectful family). thought he would be a chicken to the very core and wouldn't let off his guard. should have guessed better that i should never ever challenge a lalung. "yo! daddy-o watz uuuuppp?! give me 5""what yo and o huh??!! only i can say that to you".

again today, i've laughed my head off when my director made a call with his loud speaker on (trust me, his loud speaker is extremely loud till i could hear it with the door closed). "toot ... toot ... toot ... then a funny and scary hokkien song was played". If i could jump off my seat to find out where the heck did that music came from, imagine the odd look on my director's face when he nearly jumped off his seat to look left and right and up the ceiling and finally realised it was from the other receiving end. question - had to ask why he had to look up at the ceiling for a sec. claimed that he nearly had a fright of his life and thought it was a heart attack and had to confront god immediately.

personally i darn hate it. pollution to my nice sweet innocent ears. plzzzzzzzz!! so ah beng!! *shake shake head* -_-" people these days ...

note to cheekypau - lots of people heck care to the image being portrayed. cheekypau shall always take pride of her divine etiquette.

Monday, August 21, 2006

someone

it's just so hard to find someone that's :-

91% cheeky
92% funny
93% hugable
94% sweet
95% loving
96% understanding
97% helpful
98% cheerful
99% cute.... AND
100% caring

wait a minute! hmmm ... sounds familiar ... that's ME!! hahaha ... i am so full of myself today so don't break my spririt ^_^

Friday, August 04, 2006

how should it be ...

how wonderful life should be ...

how sweet things can turn into sour ...

how simple promises can be made ...

how scary to have any expectation ...

how easily hope can be broken ...

how sad the sweet dreams were taken away ...

how difficult to understand it and why and why ...

how much thoughts were even considered ...

how much pain and sorrow it caused ...

how much drop of tears to cry out ...

how many more regrets to apologise ...

how sincerely remorseful are you filled with ...

how could you even do this to your sister, good friend and a person like me ...

how satisfied are you now ...

(~ by cheekypau ~)

i find no comfort in pain ... done is done ... bygones be bygones.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

a tribute to my potato

had my yummy yummy yummy mashed potato at chillis for dinner. i am what you may call a potato freak. i just love 90% of the dishes made out of potato. the wonders of a humble potato that can be transformed into something exciting. hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil -_- my potato fetish ain't fattening. done my research more or less 10 years ago. i'll just brush off the "fattening" remark with a smirk and forgive you for not being informative on it. for your info, a medium sized potato is only 100 calories, contains zero fat, cholesterol free and a good source of vitamins. frankly, my dear, whoever still thinks it's fattening, i don't give a damn and i just love my potatoes.

behold cheekypau's recipe. i do master some cooking skills but for my family's pleasure only. hehe. these are just a few of it :-

potato salad:
boil potato into salt water till tender. plunge into cold water. dice it into cubes. boil tomato into water less than 10 sec. plunge into cold water. finely dice the flesh without the seed. toss the potato cubes and tomato and lettuce leaves and mango cubes and olives and grated parmesan and black pepper and olive oil. yummy healthy potato salad!
potato croquettes:
boil potato into salt water till tender. drain till really dry then puree. mix with salt and black pepper and butter and egg yolk and diced ham and cheese and diced tomato. flour your hands and form into balls and cover and refrigerate. when ready to cook, coat with flour and egg and breadcrumbs and deep fry until golden brown. yummy french savoury!
roast potato:
boil quarter sized potato into salt water. once boil and still hot, lightly scratch with a fork. preheat roasting pan high heat and add oil (about 1cm) and when starts to smoke, add in hot potato. bake until golden brown and sprinkle with salt. yummy crispy hot potato!
mashed potato:
boil potato into salt water till tender. mash with a fork or masher and gradually mix butter/cream and hot milk. season with salt and black pepper. yummy creamy flavour!
potato and button mushroom chowder:
fry bacon cubes and potato cubes for 10min. add chicken stock and diced button mushroom and boil and simmer till potato tender. add cream and simmer 5 min. season with salt and black pepper.
french fries:
go to mcd! it's my favourite and the best!! hehe.

note to cheekypau: how versatile a delightful understated vegetable can be. hail ye potato!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

stupid dump pork!

got a phone call from a chinese stupid pork! first this stupid pork kept on blabbering in chinese with a rude tone. then i told the stupid pork i can't speak in chinese and whether we can communicate in bm (italic font is the translation). then the stupid pork screamed Dilecto! Dilecto! told the stupid pork my director is not in and i don't know when he will be in. the stupid pork screamed again saying how long work there??!! why duno??!! huh??!! u work there oso dunno anything for wat??!! what the heck! a few boom bang boom bang and still maintained my coolness and told the stupid pork "sir, you shouldn't say like that, i do not know his schedule and i am not his secretary and i can let him know you've called". silence for 3 seconds and then i've asked him again if there's any messages that i can take down. then the stupid dump pork screamed go and die lah!! and hanged up on me. one day .. just one fine day .... i bet that stupid pork will get it back and become a burnt roast pork. by the way, did some checking of my own, for heaven sake, why was that call transfered to me? being managers in a public listed company for what? can't even handle a small timer stupid pork!??! ... blardy ..

Thursday, July 27, 2006

jokes on women, turn the table around

i've been receiving heaps of emails or listening to a whole lot of jokes about women lately. the latest comment/joke was that women = evil and women with pms = women with psychotic murderer symptom. i began to wonder, how come it sounds funnier for the blokes to make hilarious jokes about women being described as weaklings with daily traumas or a dope? *knock on the head* duhhhh ... realised that i've actually got a few rib-ticklers up my sleeves to get back to them.

what do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
men miss them both
why do men like BMWs?
because they can spell it
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
one ... men will screw anything
why do men always look stupid?
because they are stupid
what's the thinnest book in the world?
what men know about women
men are like toilets...
either vacant, engaged or full of crap

note to cheekypau - scientist should redo their research on apes evolving into men. it should be the theory of dogs actually evolved into men. notice the parallels ... tell a dog he's been bad, he goes to the corner and moan. tell a man off, he's off to the pubs and does the same.

Monday, July 24, 2006

dream job?

was just thinking .... if i aint doing a desk job, what could be my next option??

maybe a masseuse - if you love pain, trust me, don't under estimate me because these hands of mine will give you pleasure. I know lots had enjoyed it and it's in demand but be warned that it's a total turn off when the moan starts kicking in. geeeeez, gives me goose bumps up to my spine. once that happens, you aint getting it again!
maybe a babysitter - only to the pretty or cute or handsome little children who are smart and well-behaved. sorry but i hate ugly dirty looking kids with tantrums and green gunk running down their nostrils. i can't find any adult at the same kiddy level as me who enjoys sweet ice cream and cartoons and collecting stickers and cute toys and playing games.
maybe a fashion designer - with a label called "cheeky purple world". purple panties, purple purse, purple mini skirt, purple bra, purple sunglasses, purple belts, purple flip flops, purple bikini wear, purple tops, purple hoodie, purple cap, purple garter, purple bags and etc.
maybe a goddess - a lazy bum being pampered by a group of young handsome solid chest muscular dudes. 2 will be fanning me with feather fans, 1 will be feeding me a bowl of ice cream, 1 will be feeding me strawberries and grapes, 1 will be giving me manicure and pedicure, 1 will be giving me an oil massage and 3 will be giving me a full monty performance. all dressed in tight black leather thongs with a fluffy bunny tail and a bow tie :p~~~~~

sigh ... got carried away. maybe lack of ribena. love-sweet-purple-grapes.

Friday, July 21, 2006

ok

everyone is getting lazy nowadays. always loooking for a shortcut. even in communication. of all person, my chatterbox mummy. at times, if she could stand next to daffy duck, my gosh! the splattering sliva is unbeatable. today gotten an sms from my mummy which says "ok". and for goodness sake sms-ing can easily cause miscommunication (a fine line to the cross the line + misunderstanding zone). shouldn't do that :-

if you've used dad's phone. we've actually ended up with a funny conversation of me replying "huh?". and dad replied "huh? to your huh?". and me asking again "huh? what's up with the 'ok' statement?". and dad replied again "huh? oh .... but that 'ok' was from your mum". then i would have to ask you the same question all over again.
to crack my brains out. makes me wonder if there's any question beforehand and/or whether i was expecting a reply. plz don't torture my low deficiency brain cell.
to crack my brains out for the second time. mummy's cool because i can ask and tell her anything. even about sex. but i don't want to cross the line and how to do that if i don't know how to answer back. imagine if i've asked "is it ok to have anal sex?"; ok. = any good tips?, ok? = well it was just a thought because blah blah blah, ok!!?! = i am sorry to ask and i get your point. ok = .......
because you are a chatterbox. makes me want to ask you back if you are ok instead.

whatever it is, like i've said before, my mummy is always funny in her many weird ways and thanks for spicing up my life today. by the way, yes i am healthy and ok today.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

cheeky blinky toys

meet my new toys. cheap and fun. it's so small and cute. about 2.5inch x 2.5inch. perfect! the nick name matches exactly to the animal's character. hehehe.

step 1 : place it anywhere you want to

step 2 : underneath it, slightly tap at the sensor.

step 3 : enjoy the 15 second *blink *blink *blink *BLINK!

(cool effects in the dark)

step 4 : it's waterproof! spice up &/or play with it while taking your bath!! it will light up all the way if the sensor touches water. even cool for parties. drop it into a bowl of water and tra-la ... who needs party lights.

Monday, July 17, 2006

worthy of thine name?

ever wondered .... "if i did not have a name, how could i identify myself? if i had no name, who would i be?"

can a mental characteristics of an individual be read from a person's name just as the characteristics of a chemical compound can be read from its chemical formula?? can someone enlighten me on how is it possible that through a name or date of birth, one can determine the mind, the pattern of thinking, the intelligence manifested or the life experiences encountered ....

does my name contain a long list of fine qualities? does it suit me? should i change it? a name is just a name? well, a search on my name reveals me as a person supposedly being musical and with artistic ability, good business judgment, and a sense of responsibility for the welfare of others. warm-hearted and understanding in the response to the needs and interests of those around me. always ready to help those in less fortunate circumstances. a weakness lies in the fact that i am deeply affected through my feelings for others and could suffer through worry and disturbed thoughts over matters that i can do nothing about.

what do you think? yes? no? yes? no?

Saturday, July 15, 2006

ogle over 2006 world cup players

someone mentioned to me this week that the world has gone upside down bcos generally people nowadays seem to idolise aliens with supernatural powers ie. superman, spiderman, x-men etc. rather than being realistic and choose a real human being with normal human flaws.

superman my butt. even the movie couldn't catch my attention. it aint true that throughout the whole show i was distracted and/or busy focusing on his red tight underwear !! i'd rather ogle over some football players. there are innumerable blokes to choose from.

yummy yummy and feast yourself :p~~~~