i've been receiving heaps of emails or listening to a whole lot of jokes about women lately. the latest comment/joke was that women = evil and women with pms = women with psychotic murderer symptom. i began to wonder, how come it sounds funnier for the blokes to make hilarious jokes about women being described as weaklings with daily traumas or a dope? *knock on the head* duhhhh ... realised that i've actually got a few rib-ticklers up my sleeves to get back to them.
- what do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
men miss them both - why do men like BMWs?
because they can spell it - how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
one ... men will screw anything - why do men always look stupid?
because they are stupid - what's the thinnest book in the world?
what men know about women - men are like toilets...
either vacant, engaged or full of crap
note to cheekypau - scientist should redo their research on apes evolving into men. it should be the theory of dogs actually evolved into men. notice the parallels ... tell a dog he's been bad, he goes to the corner and moan. tell a man off, he's off to the pubs and does the same.
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