Thursday, January 24, 2008

where is the aqua?

how could there not be any water supply for the washroom??? suffered 3 days now. furthermore, my office is at the freaking 18th floor! do you know how stinko it could get without any water?? someone surely ate something wrong because you could scent the dung from outside the washroom (yuck! yuck! pui!). the whole gang from the office had to try their luck at the lower levels. ground floor till 3rd floor are safe. i really don't or can't or refuse to understand which inconsiderate and thoughtless headed person could conveniently take her shower at the ground floor washroom. practically leaving everyone cursing. haiyaaaaa ... i really can't take the long queue and the stinko smell. when the shit hits the fan at times like this, i will happily walk over to the next building, apparently a nice and cosy hotel and my butt surely deserves a 5 star treatment.

note to cheekypau : fast if possible and put off the damn aircond! if you can, learn the art to retract your bladder.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

day to day office affair

malaysians and their funny terminology .....

my young, pretty and trendy colleague, selectively, had been asking her peers for "ubat (medicine)". Obviously the common reply would be "ubat sakit apa?". Conversation went on to "aiyah ... ubat ituuuuuuuuu." "ohhhhh. ada. nanti bagi" "ubat you warna apa?" "huh??? warna???" "merah-kah? biru-kah? hijau-kah? saya mau ubat biru, cepat sembuh." "ohhhhhh ... jangan bimbang, banyak cantik. sakit hati, sakit kepala, sakit jantung, macam-macam sakit, SEMUA pun boleh sembuh. guaranteeee!" "ok brother. nanti kita jumpa pukul 4pm. tempat biasa."

being a busy body and a curious person, i had to ask but received a funny crude answer to take no note of this medicine (*people like you, none of your business for your own good).

took me a good 5 minutes to figure out that ubat = cig. hmmmm ... not enough vocabulary? can't own up to the fact that you are a female smoker? or just trying to be funny?

note to cheekypau : (lesson learned) - cheekypau being judged as a young and innocent gal although in actual fact a little devil in disguise.

Monday, January 21, 2008

wiz kid

from a wise little kid, merely 6 years old of age :

"would you prefer to be a scientist or a business man (like your dad) when you grow up?"

"a business man"

"but why?"

naively answered (the award winning answer) .....

"a business man makes alot of money. with the money, i can buy any scientist. i would be a rich business man who owns a scientist."

note to cheekypau : to be a wise and perceptive person, don't limit your thoughts.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

YTL's barn thai

just imagine yourself walking through an eerie mangrove forest for 15 - 20 minutes. yup, a looooooooooooong stretch of 450 metre wooden walkway. to spice up a little bit of excitement, try walking through it when it's pitch dark. heaven knows what's out there and you could only rely on your ear sensors to tell you that the tide is up and various insects/animals are popping out. you might want to whisper to yourself a small prayer hoping that nothing would jump on you unexpectedly. the smell of the mangrove forest was also not pleasing to the nose.

nearly regretting from the long walk, all hope will turn out well once you get to discover that barn thai is "fully air-conditioned!". really really important ok. you don't want those creepy insects and irritating mosquitoes to bother you during your meal.

barn thai offers you nice thai cuisines. make sure you arrive by 8pm onwards, don't go earlier than that!! no reservation required. a meal like below costs about rm110 (inclusive drinks). the meal isn't spectacular and you could find better ones at kl. however, worth spending for the experience.

Monday, January 07, 2008

call of duty 4

setting aside to my girlish interest and hello to my boyish side, i need to find out if you guys checked this out??? one can get hooked all day and night over this game. i wouldn't blame you because it's just so damnnnnnnnnn syiok! very brilliant to come up with a very realistic gaming experience. the award winning creator team deserves their title "Among the Year's Best, 2007". try to visualise an upgraded version of counterstrike rated 20x better because of it's sound effect, graffics, story line ...etc. the review and official site says it all. trust me on this. oh ya, playing it on the pc is always the best. so what are you waiting for??? get hooked on it NOW!!!