5c's upgraded to 7c's ??

i was having this interesting conversation with a good friend of mine.......

pau said "hey, you know about the 5c's thingy thing right? ... in your opinion, if you do have a brain, what should a gal expect from a guy?"

crappy guy said "that's easy! cash, car, charm, condom and credit card!"

pau -_-" and said " what do you expect from a gal then?"

crappy guy said "cute, cuddly, caring, courteous, careful, capable, can wear brazilian thongs! :p~~~~ "

pau said "greedy pig!!! 7 c's??!? but aint you into little gals that are cunning, calculative, crafty, cracked, crazy, childish and careless?"

crappy guy said "hmmmm ... sounds like someone i know right now"

pau said "is it? speaking about yourself?"

crappy guy said "i didn't know you were like me!"

pau said "what??!!! not in a million years. you know i am a cupid, comical, considerate, cheerful, compassionate, carefree and captivating"

crappy guy said "plzzzzzzzzz! stop! i will eat my foot if you say more"

pau said "go ahead! definitely describes more than one of your 7c's character"