jinx

meaning?
a person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck.
a condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.

am i in a jinx-ing vibe?

2 things happened within the same week :-

• my joker boss finally had a big BANGGG! his honda became a sardine but managed to survive without a scratch. actually had a small lump at the head but it doesn't make a difference since he's already big headed. said to me "how come had an accident??!! in a norm, you cause it. never ever, in my history, had an accident. u jinx-er!".
• my smarty pants friend banged into the back of my bumper. next to a polis truck at a halted traffic light. i know his car is way over my league but dont bully my cheapo car. lucky for him there weren't any dent. said to me "i cant believe it?! broke my record. never in my life! gosh. whyyyyy??".

hey, look at the bright side! i aint complaining and definitely you guys would always remember me when you think of an accident. ohhhh ... the complaining part, i lied. joker boss, you are off the hook for calling me a jinx-er since you've pampered me with a *drool *:p~~ *heavenly tasty and yummy desert. smarty pants friend, not letting you go, i want to claim that offer for a super duper yummy dinner. make me drool again! hehe.

top 5 chart to listen to as a ...

happy cheeky pau
black eye peas - pump it
D4L - shake that laffy taffy
nelly - it's getting hot in here
fat boy slim - push the tempo
black eye peas - my hump

sad cheeky pau
tatu - gomenasai
daniel porter - bad day
jewel - break me
tatu - 30 minutes
black eye peas - where is the love

flirty cheeky pau
right thurr - chingy
pussycat dolls feat will i am - beep
ciara petey pablo feat lil jon, ludacris - goodies
pussycat dolls feat snoop dogg - loosen up my button
britney spears - i'm a slave for you

hyper cheeky pau
ll cool j feat j lo - control myself
chemical brothers - hey boy hey girl
fatty koo - bounce
fat boy slim - push the tempo
trick daddy feat ludacris, cee lo - sugar on my tongue

heartbroken cheeky pau
atomic kitten - someone like me
melly goeslaw & eric - ada apa dengan cinta
fort minor - where'd u go
sheila on 7 - berhenti berharap
jay chou - Ye qu (dont know what he says but it sounds sad :p)

anun bala mu?

it's a sunday! god's in my heart. haleluyah! going back to my roots .....

paupau from the generation of DARUNG SALIANG 1617 (LAKAI DARUNG SALIANG) & AGUNG FARIR (ROT LEI FARIR) Mendolong Sipitang would like to give a shout out ....

"o taman kai luk bang surga, do ngadan-mu uen ngerayeh. Idi imet-mu uen ngaching, idi luk pian-mu mangun ban tana kudeng bang surga, Mare nekai acho sini akan luk petap. Idi mare do ratnan amung-amung baleh kai mepad kudeng kai pangeh nemare ddo ratnan amung-amung baleh dulun. Idi aleg nguit nekai ame bang luk nutun, iamdo muit nekai ratnan luk dat. Ngacheku iko luk kuan imet idi lalud idi rayeh maching ruked-ruked peh" ^_^

eek eek !!

is it cool if you get a turbo note popped up at your screen from your boss? what if it's in HUGE fonts and striking colour? could it make your day bad or good? how would you react if you get a turbo note from a highly important boss of the company, on a stressful day, saying ....

pinch paupau on the cheeks,

pinch her till it makes her squeak,

pile her up with work for weeks,

then you'll hear her go EEK EEK!!

first i was filled with laughter. *lucky paupau to get a joker boss. then i was scratching my head if i should answer him in a professional manner since i've been working darn late lately, fell sick, could build klcc twin tower with all of the documents on my table and could build the fortress of castle de sant ferran with all of the documents on my floor! hmmmmmmmm ...... since i've already been branded as a playful devil, what the heck! he started it! then i've replied back ....

kick the tables,

kick the chairs,

i feel like kicking you too,

down the stairs.

music mood tonight

cheeky cheeky pau pau 2x .....

*techno remix boom boom boom boom ching-i boom boom .....

cheeky cheeky pau pau 2x .....

*techno remix boom boom boom boom ching-i boom boom .....

cheeky cheeky pau pau 2x .....

*techno remix boom boom boom boom booooooom ....

attention people ... dj pau pau calls out to ya people to follow da flava ....

little devil

last year me and 5 super young colleagues of mine set up this sports and social club at our company. we were then young (forever still am), fresh and new in the company. MAN!!! it aint easy to do the by-law and other paper work. plus you have to wait for ages to get it approved. anyway, we've created 4 teams. emerald - green, garnet - orange, sapphire - blue, ruby - red. my idea! hahhahaha. since they like it, *pat pat paupau on the shoulder. then we were to give a nick name to our own team. i've been allocated to the emerald team. someone suggested "devil" and i suggested "little", another *pat pat paupau on the shoulder. then all teams were to create their own team logo. my emerald came up with this cool logo.

COPY RIGHT RESERVED

question? how come this whole month i've been getting the same first reaction from all of my colleagues upon seeing my team's logo for the first time? i couldn't believe it. guess guess guees! ....

"paupau's idea is it? it must be her. typical of her. i bet she did it." do i look like a mischievous little devil to you?? what on earth gave them that idea in the first place? sob sob sob -_- i am so hurt. very very hurtful! why?!!!!! i tell you why!!! because ..... because .... because ......

geeeeeeeezzzzz ... u guys win. i am so predictable. *sigh. *gosh. losing the magic touch already. i guess i have to accept it and addition to that, accept the fact that i am being branded by all on my forehead as a "spunky playful devil". i can't help it when they want my devilish trait as their logo. *pat pat paupau on the shoulder 100x. there's a little twist to the logo. can you see it??? ^_^

trumpet or kung fu ??

i was just wondering, which would you tolerate more? sleeping with a guy who snores like an elephant with a monstrous trumpet sound or a fidget who gives you wonderful kung fu kicks in the middle of the night??

saw my gf and asked her why she looked tired and what sickness did she suffer till she had to take an mc for the day before. i could nearly felt a heart attack when she claimed that she suffered "sleepless nights" because she's a super light sleeper and did not expect someone to SNORE loudly in his sleep.

this reminds me of my dad. how could my mum stand sleeping with a monstrous trumpet sound for 30 years? i am definitely a light sleeper. when i was 5 years old. we all slept in the same small room but i had a bed for myself at the end of the corner. i thought i was brave enough to sleep on my own but then a weird sound kept me awake for the whole night. i could hear an eery sound of someone breathing noisily and forcefully through the nostrils. how was i suppose to know, at that age, the sound of a snore. i thought it was a wicked witch with her trolls waiting at the corner for the right opportunity to pounce on me. no joke but i was alert till i could hear clearly the clock ticking. the massive fear and anxiety made me skip a few heart beat. i wanted to cry but dare not. all night long "tick tock ..... ghrrrsnnnrrr ... tick tock ..... pHhhhheeew .... tick tock .... ghrrrsnnnrrrr ... tick tock ..." i was wide awake the whole night until i could see a slight light beaming through the window, i doze off like a baby. no thanks to that eery sound! my parents couldn't make me understand so my dad ended up migrating to the end of the corner and i slept with my mum and brother.

what about those who would fidget in his sleep? my youngest little bro is one of them. once, during my graduation, my bro attended and had to share a bed with me. in the middle of the night ... whoooooosh ... *a punch at your face ... whammmm ... *a kick at your leg ..... bammmm ... *a slap on your belly .... ploooook .....*a scissors lock on you ... yucks! blood gushed to the brain when i jumped and reacted quickly to throw my bro's leg and hand away. for godness sake! i am your sista and not your bolster! i was practically bruised the next day. demanded an explanation and he replied "is it? i was dreaming that i was bruce lee and had this super power kung fu skill".... *&%^$! wanted to show him the tiger claw kung fu skill when i heard that. how was i suppose to take a nice graduation picture with an eye bag??!!

what about the time when you were about to fall into a deep deep deep sleep and then at that very last deep moment, someone tosses violently to the other side into a comfortable position. or even shakes you and asks "are you ok?" but before you could catch a breath you could hear that person dozing off heavily. or even grinds the teeth till your goose bumps could not expand anymore. or even grabs your blanket to build a comfortable cacoon while you wondered how come you are dreaming of antarctica till forced to sleepishly wake up and wrestle it back. your eyes popped open ... O_O .... wide awake ..... and had to count 100 more sheeps before you could doze off into that nice deep deep deep sleep again.

@_@ ..... it's all a torture ... don't you just hate it when they ask you the next day "good morning. had a good night sleep?" ...... all the best to the light sleepers out there!

5c's upgraded to 7c's ??

i was having this interesting conversation with a good friend of mine.......

pau said "hey, you know about the 5c's thingy thing right? ... in your opinion, if you do have a brain, what should a gal expect from a guy?"

crappy guy said "that's easy! cash, car, charm, condom and credit card!"

pau -_-" and said " what do you expect from a gal then?"

crappy guy said "cute, cuddly, caring, courteous, careful, capable, can wear brazilian thongs! :p~~~~ "

pau said "greedy pig!!! 7 c's??!? but aint you into little gals that are cunning, calculative, crafty, cracked, crazy, childish and careless?"

crappy guy said "hmmmm ... sounds like someone i know right now"

pau said "is it? speaking about yourself?"

crappy guy said "i didn't know you were like me!"

pau said "what??!!! not in a million years. you know i am a cupid, comical, considerate, cheerful, compassionate, carefree and captivating"

crappy guy said "plzzzzzzzzz! stop! i will eat my foot if you say more"

pau said "go ahead! definitely describes more than one of your 7c's character"

mummy's day

what a day to start blogging. it's mummy's day and i can't give my super mum a big hug. the old fashion ring ring would have to do. luv u mummy! always do.

yesterday, i've had a bbq at my colleague's house. finally! everytime i call back home, i hear my bros happily organising a bbq with their friends. at least once a month! i can't lose out to them. i want tasty juicy sausages, enormous sotongballs and finger licking chicken wings coated with sweet honey. quench my thirst with a chilled soothing drink. ahhhhHhhhh. then there's my all time favourite ice cream desert .. mmmmm .. slowly melt and slides down your throat with full satisfaction. superb!

oh ya, on the way back, me and my itchy mouth. teased my boss' driving because 100% of the damages caused on his car only happens when i am ridding it. once, he reversed into a car. once, he knocked a huge rock while parking. a zillion time, we would fly over a bump. darn ..... i spoke too soon and then ..... BOOOOOOOOMMmmm .... injured the car over a pothole. is it my irresistible sweet smile till he can't focus??

Finally managed to call my mum and before i could say anything "why you call? what is it? sms will do. don't waste your money. i want you to save. if nothing, no need to call. just sms." ... O_o ... "... but .. but .. but .. i want to wish you happy mothers day and i am happy to be your daughter ..." despite all those being said, lucky me that i have a funny mum who answered "ohhh! hehe. i am so happy today because i've just planted blah blah blah blah .. (non-stop for 5min=300sec! on my mum's garden, her current pride and joy) ... you are all right, right? and you take really really good care of yourself, okay girl?" what else would i say? "haha, yes mummy, i am" and in a split sec my mum said "bye bye" and before i knew it, in another split sec ... toot toot tooooot ... hahaha. my mummy's funny character makes me laugh all the time.