Wednesday, June 28, 2006

top 5 worst pick up line

#5
violently tapped on my arm "hey, your name??!?" excuse me! is this how you ask for a name???

#4
"are these your group of female friends?" yes, why? "are you sure?" yes, why?? "you look too pretty to hang out with them" what?!?! you are rude! i don't want to chat with you.

#3
"hi! i drive a bmw, i own a huge house in a posh area, i'm a good guy and i really want to treat you to a posh dinner" huh??! do i look materialistic to you?

#2
rubbed his groin against me "oohhh ... wanna get to know me?" #$)Q#&!! what!?!? i want to get to know you??? piss off!

#1
"are you a call gal?" *#^$@*&!! no!!! "are you a student?" what makes you think so? "you look too young to be here" thanks but no! "are you working here?" no ...??? "are you a bum?" @%&*#@! "are you alone and do i need to buy you a drink?" @$@#*!!

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