office conversation

the funny conversation which keeps me entertained everyday. my department has 5 beautiful chicks, 3 modern mum's (2 of them still considered as sexy modern mums), 1 blue eye boy and my doreamon boss. today's funny conversation :-

• "aiyah!! my butt hurts! (while rubbing her butt sexily)""y?""i pok kai in the toilet today!""y?""pok kai means pok kai lar. got explanation meh?"

• "i need to buy sunblock""oh ya, i've just bought product x for rm130 and i've used it once only. want to buy it off from me? still prefer the other product and i'll sell it to you cheaper""ok""sure or not?""yup""how much?""rm10""wat??!! is this what you call as a friend??""yup. friends will sell it cheaper to a friend and my offer is rm10""useless!"

• "yes sir. no problem. have a nice day. thank you." (pointed to the phone with the index finger) "stupid fella. ask stupid question. waste my time to answer stupid calls. even a stupid person would understand. very stupid!""what are you doing?""talking to the stupid phone!!"

• "where's my pen??!! which fat rat stole my pen??""huh? got only one fat chap here""i didnt say which doreamon. i said FAAAAAAAAT rat ...."

• "whose phone is ringing?" (while everyone were looking at each other frowning) (blur blur finally someone laughed on her own) "hehe .. it's mine". (everyone screamed) "cheh!!!"

young scientists

i have a confession ...

being deprived as a child on toys, gadgets, play station, etc, i justttttt had to get rid of my deprived obsession over a microscope set. yes! wanted soooooo much for this toys-r-us microscope set that i've spotted at singapore's toys-r-us when i was 9 years old. my deprived obsession was finally materialised in my early 20s. experimented on anything that i could think of.

fuhhhh yohhh!! how could you not drool over this cool device which could conduct real experiments. it's revolving turret is equipped with magnifications from 100x, 500x & 1000x. even features die-cast body, illuminating light, and projector for viewing specimens. neatly contained in a sturdy carrying storage case that includes the following: micro data bank with a number of samples, micro slicer, 12 blank glass slides, mini magnifying glass, 12 cover glasses, 12 blank labels, 12 slide covers, 4 collecting vials, stirring rod, petri dish, scalpel, needle, tweezers, spare bulb, condenser lens cap, 2 graduated cylinders, CD instruction manual and others.

couldn't get the exact model but this is the nearest to it.

now that i've outgrown it and the microscope set is still well preserved, hehe..., i've passed it down to my 9 yrs old niece as a birthday present (2nd hand gift but everyone thinks it's a 1st hand!! shhhhh....). she now sleeps with it and i am branded as her favourite best friend jie jie ^_^

note to cheekypau : need not tell it's 2nd hand and its worth passing down the old treasure to someone who unexpectedly appreciates your same joy and passion

lousy -vs- tasty western food

today i've had lunch at this new western food restaurant called 99 at taman tun. to summarise the restaurant, i would say "lousy!". my grilled chicken was burnt and the service was super slow (had to wait for 30 minutes before my meal arrive) and the waiter couldn't speak basic english. i believe we were so hungry that we've finished our meal in 15 minutes and at the same time grumbled that we will never return to this restaurant. next to my table were 2 chap who had actually arrived before us. then there was a commotion. the 2 chap were upset, paid for their drinks and walked off. after paying our bill, bumped into them outside and one of the chap asked my friend "did you get your meal?". replied "yes" and then walked off. i've overheard one of them complaining "how could they mix up on our order despite reminding them! what lousy service! they are not new in the food industry! i'm definitely going to complain to dave (whoever he is) about this. what a shame!".

A week before this, i've actually bumped into a tasty western food restaurant called meaty house at taipan, subang. "thumbs up!!". service was great. food arrived on time. the owner made friendly small talk and gave good recommendation on the menu. price wise, reasonable.

5 assorted sausages which guarantees 5 different flavours. huge! and yummy!! rm24++

honey grilled pork chop. juicy and tasty. salad are fresh and in a big portion. between rm24 - rm30 (can't remember :p)

to satisfy oneself with a complete meal, it was recommended to quench your thirst with this 500ml imported german beer weihenstephan. very smooth and nice, as true as what the owner claimed. rm22++

flowery flower day

i just LOVE the lovely flowery designs of a flower that could transform and brighten up the atmosphere of a place. this was taken during an event that was organised and arranged from my side. definitely amazed with the professionalism. hmmmmm .... why no one gives me any flowers to brighten up my day?? the last that i could recall was during 14th feb 2005 :( .... my mum ended up with a mr practical + mr romantic. till to-date, my dad still pampers my mum with flowers and she calls him "silly" but ended up with a huge smile and humming the whole day ^_^

note to cheekypau : all you gals out there, would you end up choosing a mr practical or a mr romantic or both?? for the guys out there, if you feel like showering your gal with flowers, do it now and not during her deathbed ...

gf's driving skill

ok ... it's the day to check out my gf's new driving skill.

as tradition, if one of us had obtained our driving licence, we must have the pleasure of being driven to genting for a joy ride. the day that i've found out that this gf had gotten her own car, my other gf warned me "don't you dare to tempt miss j to drive you up to genting". it was like a second earlier before i was about to pop up that request -_-". unfortunately to me and fortunate to this gf that her car is new, cutely small, with the capacity of 1.3 and drives like a turtle while going uphill. hence, got to call for a rain cheque on tradition.

i was not going to let her go. so gotten her to drive me out for dinner. what an ordeal that i've experienced ... "wei! put on your signal lights!""you are in the middle of the road!""that was a sharp turning and it's not a sport car!""you were horned!""you are too slow to be on the right lane!""you didn't look behind before you turn!""you didn't switch on your beam lights?!?""right lane!! right lane!! cut now!!".

guess what was her respond ... "this is a natural born skill". i agree that we sabahan female drivers do have the rush for speed but at that point of time, i had the rush of heart to tell her "u fail!!".

call us double lucky because our faith are the same. my plate number and her plate number were randomly selected ... however ... mine had my birth date on the plate 9008 and my gf had hers too 9115!

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