sms

been getting alot of forwarded sms this week. how come my sista sista out there never and/or don't send me any forwarded sms? celebration forwarded sms are not counted. the only forwarded sms i get are in situations like "ehhh ah moi, can help me forward my sms to msX cos mine don't seem to get through" or "msY said (copy paste)". is it because we talk too much rubbish face to face till there is no need to waste time on forwarded sms? or are forwarded sms meant to indicate that i have nothing interesting to say but i am thinking of you right now?

FRIENDSHIP

friends are like balloons

once you let them go

you can never bring them back

that's why i'll tie you tight in my heart!

BOOTY

3 phases of woman's boobs

20s - like melons, round & firm

30s to 40s - like pears, still nice but hanging a bit

after 50s - like onions, you see them and they make you cry

LAUGHTER

always find time to laugh

being happy is a choice, not a chance

laughter adds life

be happy and take good care

WANITA

tidur dengan wanita cantik ...... bangga 1/2 mati

tidur dengan dara ...... letih 1/2 mati

tidur dengan gf ...... nafsu 1/2 mati

tidur dengan isteri ...... pura-pura mati

MAGIC

it's magic how friendship begins

its always a mystery how it grows

im truly proud i have you

paupau as one [",][,"]