wisdom ....

do not wait; the time will never be "just right"

start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.

Napoleon Hill

so my dear friends ... chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

click click click enter!

my other boss whom i also report to was sitting at my table with a big frown and a serious look on her face facing down while i had to do some other errands. she still had the same facial expression 10min later. had to ask her 'cos my work can't be that bad till she had to frown like that .... "yup ... how the heck could you do your work? i can't even see what's printed on your keyboard. no task is impossible for me but you've broken my 2006 record. i've practically went brain dead while trying to figure out how could you possibly do your typing. had to run back and forth to double check on my own keyboard".

then another comment made by my IT staff today (*wink wink, my sweet smile and charm gotten my company to replace my 1yr old computer to a better version :p), "wow!! errrmmmmm ... i think it's going to take a while for me to configure and install your new computer ..." had to ask again why. "b'cos i can't see a thing! how could you type? i know you are the first user and it still looks new but where are the alphabets??!!".

hmmmm .... silly me not to realise the condition of my keyboard ^_^

pau's joke of the week

• One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight.
  
• maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.
  
• siew pau lost in the fight and went back to tell all the paus family; kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.
  
• so together.. all paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.
  
• on the way... they met spaghetti...
  
• so all paus ran to spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on spaghetti that spaghetti can't say a word.
  
• spaghetti then scream..."WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know you all"???
  
• then the siew pau say??.."HEH! MAGGI MEE! don't think I can't recognise you after you do REBONDING!"

mate's bday night out

it's my mate's bday night out!! what a cool and funny and crazy bunch of gals to hang out with. just love it when someone could put a smile on my face. i was laughing throughout the whole night with my drunky gal friend's character. had a quarter glass of yummy white wine. didn't want to drink and drive plus had to be sane enough to babysit 2 clowns. hop to 3 venues in one night. both gfs couldn't remember what happened at the later part of the night. hmmmmmm ... want me to tell you the juicy story?? *hint *hint ... it's a very very very naughty and interesting night ..... hehehe

oh ya!!! also a shout out to derek "happy birthday!!!". posting this at your request. nahhh!!! consider this as your bday gift. come down and visit me and we can have fun like in the pic. just like the time when you've puked like mad. HAHAHHAA!

philippine and i

constantly being asked ... "of all places, why philippines?" a classic story that my mummy keeps reminding me, ".. don't touch the candle flames or you will get burnt and suffer pain". being stubborn, touched it, hurt myself, cried, know how it feels .. but .. went and touch it 2 more times just to be sure (i aint no sadist) .. hahaha. well, same theory, i want to see the place with my own eyes although was adviced it's a dangerous area. heard that somewhere in philippines, a bomb explosion 12 hours before we've actually touched down. contrary to what you guys thought, overall the trip was not bad at all. flew there without any accomodation reservation. upon touch down, without any hastle, picked makati business centre to stay, took a bus, then a mrt, then within 15min found our walk-in hotel. behold, a journey by 2 daring and stubborn female chics...

found this decent business hotel which costs rm240 per person for 3 nights and 4 days. the shower pressure and hotel service is darn good. not use to the "yes, mam can i help you""no problem mam""welcome mam" mam mam mam

the best meal and i'm fully satisfied. loveeeeee the drink. jasmine & garlic rice, lechon babi (roast pork), gata sigarillas (4 angled beans), gatang tilapia (fish), bottomless ice tea = total rm30

mont kiara atmosphere with a live band. their voice, unbelievably good, 3 thumbs up if only i have an extra thumb. so fresh! nilasing na hipn (prawn ... too hungry and ate half already), pinakbet (fish), pritong pla pla (vege), garlic rice = total rm37

pathetic but 65% of our pic were taken in the dressing room cos we've shopped and shopped and shopped (70% of our time). they have more stuff on top of what you could find in our own country!!!! just name it!!! cheap and good too. i've practically went nuts.

hard rock cafe. in a mall. not our day because the band were average and couldn't play the latest songs. wonder if the standard dropped. rm35 per entry with 2 coupon of drinks. i drank ice tea (huge!!!) and a bottle of beer. got bored and bought yummy haagen dazs to lick on our way back to the hotel (without fail every night for our 15min walk).

had a fun night out. i hate beer but this will do. not bad. rm6 for one bottle.

cafe havana. our day because a famous salsa musician band was playing. heard they've played at genting for a 3 months contract deal. my salsa lessons sort of paid off. people were all friendly.

nearly missed the flight but we were street smart. why must the immigration officer always choose to have a small talk whenever i want to check in? i don't like to cause a hold-up. thinking about it, i should have freaked out and tell the mrt ticket officer or bus driver or security or taxi driver or sales person or etc to cut the crap and hurry up. reached "home sweet home" at 11pm and had to work the next day -_-"

top 5 worst pick up line

#5

violently tapped on my arm "hey, your name??!?" excuse me! is this how you ask for a name???

#4

"are these your group of female friends?" yes, why? "are you sure?" yes, why?? "you look too pretty to hang out with them" what?!?! you are rude! i don't want to chat with you.

#3

"hi! i drive a bmw, i own a huge house in a posh area, i'm a good guy and i really want to treat you to a posh dinner" huh??! do i look materialistic to you?

#2

rubbed his groin against me "oohhh ... wanna get to know me?" #$)Q#&!! what!?!? i want to get to know you??? piss off!

#1

"are you a call gal?" *#^$@*&!! no!!! "are you a student?" what makes you think so? "you look too young to be here" thanks but no! "are you working here?" no ...??? "are you a bum?" @%&*#@! "are you alone and do i need to buy you a drink?" @$@#*!!

i am coming!

the most frequent word that i've used today .... " i am coming!!!!!" .... *sigh* ...

• darn early in the morning my day started off with a ding dong on my door bell ... i am coming!!!!!
• then reached my office and before i could heat up my butt and seat, ring ring ring, "alooo good morning sleepy cheekypau, remember about our meeting?" ... opppsss ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• another ring ring ring, "i am looking for the amended blah blah blah" .... oh ya, i've done the amendments ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• a turbo note on my comp screen, "can we discuss something urgent?" ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• it's lunch time, "hey cheekypau, the gang is waiting downstairs" .... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• resume work and then a ring ring ring, "you've got some stuff couriered to you, please collect" .... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• another of another ring ring ring, "hey we've got a problem, i need your blah blah blah" ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• midst of settling down to do proper desk work, "cheekypau, the director would like to see you", *gulp* ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
• another of another of another ring ring ring, "where are you? dinner is at 6.30pm" ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!

no fun -_- aint orgasmic enough for me to scream with excitement "I AM COMINGGGGGgggg!!!!"

signs of stress?

how to tell when you are under extreme stress??? am i under one if i suffer the below?

• stiffness in the lower back or neck or gut or even tightness in the chest?
• there's nothing better than seeing someone worse off than me which gives a moment of relief?
• 'tuned out' to what's around me, clumsy and the likelihood of bumping into things? lots of ugly bruises now.
• breakdown? tears rolling down at my cheek at any unwanted or unexpected news?
• can't think straight and the temper is on a 0.5cm fuse for a sec only? @#*%@&Q&%!! ok now i'm fine.
• the state of mind is under mental tension worrying about the next day and causing sleep deprivation?
• screaming for coffee first thing in the morning to boost up my fatigue, low energy and alertness?

i need to regain control of my life! so donate me with alot of hugs and kisses (guys only :p), cash, an oil massage and food pampering now! hahahaha! what a nice theory. i bet you are going to say that the said remedies are not for stress but lack of attention.

beachy mood

yippie! out comes my shades and time to dip into the sea with my bikini. love the sea but darn glary from the blazing hot sun and lucky for me the sea is cooler than the land surface thus creating a sweet cool breeze. played the banana boat and fell into the sea twice *splosh!!* exciting and freakish when each time i had to get my sexy butt out of there asap because there were alot of jelly fish floating around! no sun burn! how bizzare, but do you know that cats and dogs can suffer sun burn too especially the white cat? love the bbq and drinking session :p~~~ on the way back, 2 things happened and my boss called me a jinx-er again. so bad. firstly, something splattered on his windscreen. we were guessing if it's either a group of bird shit or a group of insect. took him a while to clean up altho squirted alot of water. secondly, our navigator nearly ran over a cat but my boss drove close behind and had no time to swerve away. stupidly he thought that the cat was dump and would stay put. *crack!!!!* cross my heart i could have puked when i've heard that. imagine if the poor cat's skull being ran over by a huge and heavy car and all of the brain's thick messy goo splattered. yerrrrr .... yucks! i guess the so called 9 lifes ran out of luck.

true or false?

does it describe me? a lethal combination?

bashful, but have all the wiles and weapons, including a determination to pursue happiness. seek romance, and commitment is an integral part of it. if in love, will go to any lengths to make sure it works. on the flip side, if in an unhappy relationship, will snap the cords with ease. can be deadly practical and divinely romantic at the same time. perfectionist, but not perfect. prefer light, feminine scents and soft, muted earth tones. greatest asset, practical attitude and self-assuredness. philosophical, wise, calm and understanding, though often fickle or self-indulgent. elegant to the point of being ostentatious. can behave selfishly if crossed. charming personality and elegant in dress. receptive and a deep thinker and likes to judge by intuition. fortunate in wealth through her life!