someone

it's just so hard to find someone that's :-

• 91% cheeky
• 92% funny
• 93% hugable
• 94% sweet
• 95% loving
• 96% understanding
• 97% helpful
• 98% cheerful
• 99% cute.... AND
• 100% caring

wait a minute! hmmm ... sounds familiar ... that's ME!! hahaha ... i am so full of myself today so don't break my spririt ^_^

how should it be ...

how wonderful life should be ...

how sweet things can turn into sour ...

how simple promises can be made ...

how scary to have any expectation ...

how easily hope can be broken ...

how sad the sweet dreams were taken away ...

how difficult to understand it and why and why ...

how much thoughts were even considered ...

how much pain and sorrow it caused ...

how much drop of tears to cry out ...

how many more regrets to apologise ...

how sincerely remorseful are you filled with ...

how could you even do this to your sister, good friend and a person like me ...

how satisfied are you now ...

(~ by cheekypau ~)

i find no comfort in pain ... done is done ... bygones be bygones.

a tribute to my potato

had my yummy yummy yummy mashed potato at chillis for dinner. i am what you may call a potato freak. i just love 90% of the dishes made out of potato. the wonders of a humble potato that can be transformed into something exciting. hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil -_- my potato fetish ain't fattening. done my research more or less 10 years ago. i'll just brush off the "fattening" remark with a smirk and forgive you for not being informative on it. for your info, a medium sized potato is only 100 calories, contains zero fat, cholesterol free and a good source of vitamins. frankly, my dear, whoever still thinks it's fattening, i don't give a damn and i just love my potatoes.

behold cheekypau's recipe. i do master some cooking skills but for my family's pleasure only. hehe. these are just a few of it :-

• potato salad:
  boil potato into salt water till tender. plunge into cold water. dice it into cubes. boil tomato into water less than 10 sec. plunge into cold water. finely dice the flesh without the seed. toss the potato cubes and tomato and lettuce leaves and mango cubes and olives and grated parmesan and black pepper and olive oil. yummy healthy potato salad!
• potato croquettes:
  boil potato into salt water till tender. drain till really dry then puree. mix with salt and black pepper and butter and egg yolk and diced ham and cheese and diced tomato. flour your hands and form into balls and cover and refrigerate. when ready to cook, coat with flour and egg and breadcrumbs and deep fry until golden brown. yummy french savoury!
• roast potato:
  boil quarter sized potato into salt water. once boil and still hot, lightly scratch with a fork. preheat roasting pan high heat and add oil (about 1cm) and when starts to smoke, add in hot potato. bake until golden brown and sprinkle with salt. yummy crispy hot potato!
• mashed potato:
  boil potato into salt water till tender. mash with a fork or masher and gradually mix butter/cream and hot milk. season with salt and black pepper. yummy creamy flavour!
• potato and button mushroom chowder:
  fry bacon cubes and potato cubes for 10min. add chicken stock and diced button mushroom and boil and simmer till potato tender. add cream and simmer 5 min. season with salt and black pepper.
• french fries:
  go to mcd! it's my favourite and the best!! hehe.

note to cheekypau: how versatile a delightful understated vegetable can be. hail ye potato!

stupid dump pork!

got a phone call from a chinese stupid pork! first this stupid pork kept on blabbering in chinese with a rude tone. then i told the stupid pork i can't speak in chinese and whether we can communicate in bm (italic font is the translation). then the stupid pork screamed Dilecto! Dilecto! told the stupid pork my director is not in and i don't know when he will be in. the stupid pork screamed again saying how long work there??!! why duno??!! huh??!! u work there oso dunno anything for wat??!! what the heck! a few boom bang boom bang and still maintained my coolness and told the stupid pork "sir, you shouldn't say like that, i do not know his schedule and i am not his secretary and i can let him know you've called". silence for 3 seconds and then i've asked him again if there's any messages that i can take down. then the stupid dump pork screamed go and die lah!! and hanged up on me. one day .. just one fine day .... i bet that stupid pork will get it back and become a burnt roast pork. by the way, did some checking of my own, for heaven sake, why was that call transfered to me? being managers in a public listed company for what? can't even handle a small timer stupid pork!??! ... blardy ..

jokes on women, turn the table around

i've been receiving heaps of emails or listening to a whole lot of jokes about women lately. the latest comment/joke was that women = evil and women with pms = women with psychotic murderer symptom. i began to wonder, how come it sounds funnier for the blokes to make hilarious jokes about women being described as weaklings with daily traumas or a dope? *knock on the head* duhhhh ... realised that i've actually got a few rib-ticklers up my sleeves to get back to them.

• what do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
  men miss them both
• why do men like BMWs?
  because they can spell it
• how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
  one ... men will screw anything
• why do men always look stupid?
  because they are stupid
• what's the thinnest book in the world?
  what men know about women
• men are like toilets...
  either vacant, engaged or full of crap

note to cheekypau - scientist should redo their research on apes evolving into men. it should be the theory of dogs actually evolved into men. notice the parallels ... tell a dog he's been bad, he goes to the corner and moan. tell a man off, he's off to the pubs and does the same.

dream job?

was just thinking .... if i aint doing a desk job, what could be my next option??

• maybe a masseuse - if you love pain, trust me, don't under estimate me because these hands of mine will give you pleasure. I know lots had enjoyed it and it's in demand but be warned that it's a total turn off when the moan starts kicking in. geeeeez, gives me goose bumps up to my spine. once that happens, you aint getting it again!
• maybe a babysitter - only to the pretty or cute or handsome little children who are smart and well-behaved. sorry but i hate ugly dirty looking kids with tantrums and green gunk running down their nostrils. i can't find any adult at the same kiddy level as me who enjoys sweet ice cream and cartoons and collecting stickers and cute toys and playing games.
• maybe a fashion designer - with a label called "cheeky purple world". purple panties, purple purse, purple mini skirt, purple bra, purple sunglasses, purple belts, purple flip flops, purple bikini wear, purple tops, purple hoodie, purple cap, purple garter, purple bags and etc.
• maybe a goddess - a lazy bum being pampered by a group of young handsome solid chest muscular dudes. 2 will be fanning me with feather fans, 1 will be feeding me a bowl of ice cream, 1 will be feeding me strawberries and grapes, 1 will be giving me manicure and pedicure, 1 will be giving me an oil massage and 3 will be giving me a full monty performance. all dressed in tight black leather thongs with a fluffy bunny tail and a bow tie :p~~~~~

sigh ... got carried away. maybe lack of ribena. love-sweet-purple-grapes.

ok

everyone is getting lazy nowadays. always loooking for a shortcut. even in communication. of all person, my chatterbox mummy. at times, if she could stand next to daffy duck, my gosh! the splattering sliva is unbeatable. today gotten an sms from my mummy which says "ok". and for goodness sake sms-ing can easily cause miscommunication (a fine line to the cross the line + misunderstanding zone). shouldn't do that :-

• if you've used dad's phone. we've actually ended up with a funny conversation of me replying "huh?". and dad replied "huh? to your huh?". and me asking again "huh? what's up with the 'ok' statement?". and dad replied again "huh? oh .... but that 'ok' was from your mum". then i would have to ask you the same question all over again.
• to crack my brains out. makes me wonder if there's any question beforehand and/or whether i was expecting a reply. plz don't torture my low deficiency brain cell.
• to crack my brains out for the second time. mummy's cool because i can ask and tell her anything. even about sex. but i don't want to cross the line and how to do that if i don't know how to answer back. imagine if i've asked "is it ok to have anal sex?"; ok. = any good tips?, ok? = well it was just a thought because blah blah blah, ok!!?! = i am sorry to ask and i get your point. ok = .......
• because you are a chatterbox. makes me want to ask you back if you are ok instead.

whatever it is, like i've said before, my mummy is always funny in her many weird ways and thanks for spicing up my life today. by the way, yes i am healthy and ok today.

cheeky blinky toys

meet my new toys. cheap and fun. it's so small and cute. about 2.5inch x 2.5inch. perfect! the nick name matches exactly to the animal's character. hehehe.

step 1 : place it anywhere you want to

step 2 : underneath it, slightly tap at the sensor.

step 3 : enjoy the 15 second *blink *blink *blink *BLINK!

(cool effects in the dark)

step 4 : it's waterproof! spice up &/or play with it while taking your bath!! it will light up all the way if the sensor touches water. even cool for parties. drop it into a bowl of water and tra-la ... who needs party lights.

worthy of thine name?

ever wondered .... "if i did not have a name, how could i identify myself? if i had no name, who would i be?"

can a mental characteristics of an individual be read from a person's name just as the characteristics of a chemical compound can be read from its chemical formula?? can someone enlighten me on how is it possible that through a name or date of birth, one can determine the mind, the pattern of thinking, the intelligence manifested or the life experiences encountered ....

does my name contain a long list of fine qualities? does it suit me? should i change it? a name is just a name? well, a search on my name reveals me as a person supposedly being musical and with artistic ability, good business judgment, and a sense of responsibility for the welfare of others. warm-hearted and understanding in the response to the needs and interests of those around me. always ready to help those in less fortunate circumstances. a weakness lies in the fact that i am deeply affected through my feelings for others and could suffer through worry and disturbed thoughts over matters that i can do nothing about.

what do you think? yes? no? yes? no?

ogle over 2006 world cup players

someone mentioned to me this week that the world has gone upside down bcos generally people nowadays seem to idolise aliens with supernatural powers ie. superman, spiderman, x-men etc. rather than being realistic and choose a real human being with normal human flaws.

superman my butt. even the movie couldn't catch my attention. it aint true that throughout the whole show i was distracted and/or busy focusing on his red tight underwear !! i'd rather ogle over some football players. there are innumerable blokes to choose from.

yummy yummy and feast yourself :p~~~~

David Beckham - England

Date of birth: 2 May 1975

Height: 182 cm

Weight: 74 kg

Position: Midfielder

Current Club: Real Madrid (ESP)

Andriy Shevchenko - Ukraine

Date of birth: 29 Sept 1976

Height: 183 cm

Weight: 73 kg

Position: Forward

Current Club: AC Milan (ITA)

Alessandro Del Piero - Italy

Date of birth: 9 Nov 1974

Height: 173 cm

Weight: 73 kg

Position: Forward
Current Club: Juventus (ITA)

Landon Donovan - US
Date of birth: 4 March 1982
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 67 kg
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Los Angeles Galaxy (USA)

Fabio Cannavaro - Italy
Date of birth: 13 Sept 1973
Height: 175 cm
Weight: 72 kg
Position: Defender
Current Club: Juventus (ITA)

Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal

Date of birth: 5 Feb 1985

Height: 184 cm

Weight: 75 kg

Position: Forward

Current Club: Manchester United (ENG)