~ cheeky pau ~

leaking pipe

2008-12-30T17:31:00.004+08:00

last night was a torturing night for me. had the running nose. physically exhausted and the immune system went downhill all the way. caught it from my 4 years old niece. in my sleep ... probably a pint of my ooze kept on flowing out. wonder if you could die in your sleep by chocking on your own ooze. frustrated and disgusted, thanks to karvol i could breathe again! amen!

note to cheekypay : my red button nose could probably join rudolf the red nose raindeer.

razer DeathAdder

2008-11-01T14:55:00.007+08:00

damnnnn!!! drool over my new toys!!

temptation is too great! had to get one for my lil bro too. he better love me to bits from the pampering that i am giving him. as a gamer, this is it! in comparison to your regular mouse, glides smoothly like you've never felt before. the reponsiveness is great! like any vain chick, i like the glowing blue light which flickers gradually every other second. i'm still not use to the idea of managing 5 buttons. best price for a deathadder is at the range of rm193/= .

note to cheekypau : razer rules!!

wonderful date ~20th Oct 2008~

2008-10-30T11:47:00.006+08:00

this is a significant date to remember. my favourite sor hai surprised me with a bouquet of flowers, great dinner and excellent quality time. the ride came on time for that wonderful date. barely settled down to fasten my seatbelt, at that spur of moment, was caught off-guard when sor hai screamed ... "surprise!!!". the flowers were nicely tucked at the back seat of the car and i should have known something was up when i first saw that funny grin on his face. the night ended well. more than what i've expected. very sweet. yup, will definitely remember.

XOXOXOXO!!

signs of biang

2008-10-07T11:11:00.008+08:00

this is hilarious! i have not seen anything like this. it's in bahasa language. what happened to the translation "on-heat", "standing-heat" and "heat"??? hmmm ... let me try ... "pasang-haba", "berdiri-haba" and "membahang". hahaha!

note to cheekypau : when you see a cow or bull walking towards you in slow motion, RUN!!! on-heaaaaaaaat!!!

a holiday in phuket, thailand

2008-09-27T18:48:00.016+08:00

been there twice and it's still a pleasurable place to visit. a CHEAP vacation and a chance to shout out that you've been OVERSEAS.

would be ideal if you could travel in a group of 4 - 5 during non-peak season (desperate to make a living and you will have the negotiation power). if there is a fair bit of site seeing and a need for a car, rent one at the airport. always negotiate for the best price and as low as possible. toyota corolla (older version) costs about rm70 a day. as for the accommodation, would advise you to either study the reviews and book online or take the risk to hunt and book upon arrival (request to view first) and then negotiate the rates further.

what are the attractions? will highlight a few only ....

ACCOMODATION : for a high-end escape, check out bayan tree phuket. a place which offers seclusion, luxury and romance. 30 minutes away from patong beach. worth staying in one of their villas. rm1000++ per night for it's deluxe villa. the bathtub is awesome! i can't seem to upload my video. takes forever to do so. so please do spare some time to check out their official website at http://www.banyantree.com/en/phuket/index.html .

FOOD : yummy yummy authentic green curry, tom yam soup, pandan chicken, seafood, otak-otak, beef noodle, mango sticky rice, banana pancake, BK's pork burger, local bbq cuisine and lots more. this particular place, phuket thai village, offers a nice scenery while eating.

ENTERTAINMENT : lots of pub along the street of patong beach. take your pick. be amused by the she-man dressed in their skimpy clothing.

SHOPPING : unlike bangkok, nothing much to buy except beachwear and handicraft. slash their offer price by a further reduction of 40 - 50%. again, recommended to shop along patong beach.

OTHER ACTIVITIES : you have the temples, crocodile farm (*real crocodiles literally), buggy ride, bungee jump, shooting range club, beaches, water ski, massage parlors, island hoping, henna tattoos, hair braids (famous cornrows) and maybe more .... yet to explore .... enjoy!

mini reunion

2008-08-29T10:00:00.001+08:00

recently had a mini reunion with friends that i've not met up for AGES. my small saints friends. lots of changes. from thin to fat. from quiet to talkative. from single to married. from dull to glamorous. from clever to genius. from introvert to ... err ... the same introvert (*frowning and wondering how come no changes??). as for myself, the classic ugly duckling story. i guess god is fair. hahaha.

talked about the younger days. then a friend reminded everyone how cheeky i was back then. he said i made fun of his name. i froze. gosh, how bad was i? we were like .. errr ... 13 years old!

well, KCF is his initials. and i nicknamed him KENTUCKY CHICKEN FRY. surprisingly, he found pride in it and liked it. phew, a sigh of relief as i didn't want to be labelled as a bully. someone then commented, typical of me, cheeky then and still cheeky now, that's me alright.

** yippie! few more reunions on its way. small saints forever! oh ...also ... sabahans forever!!

can't sleep

2008-08-17T01:10:00.003+08:00

i'm wide awake and thankfully it's a weekend

(-_-)"

i want to sleep but i just can't. any remedies?
at this moment, i envy those who could doze off within a second.

mind your step

2008-08-09T13:27:00.000+08:00

i was out for a movie with a bunch of friends. wonderful stress free event with lots of chit chatting, joking around and minding our own business. one of our friend, walking ahead of us, tried to lead the group to the escalator, supposedly to bring us to the lower ground. suddenly another friend gave a shout out warning that we were heading towards the wrong direction. the escalator was going up instead of down. at that spur of moment, spontaneously, how would you warn your friends in such situation?

1) be careful, it's the wrong side!

2) not there, this side!

3) watch out!

hands up to this friend of mine for coming up with this creative warning.

"ahhhhh!! go lah! goooooo!! i want to see how on earth you would be able to reach to the bottom! go lah!" (sounds funnier in cantonese)

1 little 2 little 3 little birdie

2008-08-01T15:49:00.003+08:00

this little brainless mind of mine is wondering off again. took this photo during one fine morning while reversing my car out to work. i was interested to know how many bird shit could you pile up from this flock of birds. imagine the cleaning! imagine the smell! if you were standing underneath it (in slow motion like matrix), how would you twist and turn to avoid the droppings? if it were to be electrocuted, how many roast bird could you enjoy? if it were to attack you like killer bees, would you sprint off like a mad dog?

(chinese + philipino wedding) i-mei & tony

2008-07-18T18:10:00.014+08:00

wonderful wedding between 2 different culture, a modern chinese gal and a westernised philipino chap, which took place at saujana kuala lumpur hotel on 28th June 2008. also attended by guests from singapore, australia, papua new guinea, philipines, macau and uk. a brief description of the bride & groom .... "down to earth and jolly" ^_^

having the privilege to be treated as part of the family, it was interesting to be able to witness the "behind of the scene". wedding stress is a common word to any bride & groom but this bride is extremely lucky to get the assistance from her brother. **ahem** day dreaming the brother returning from overseas in his cloak and red underwear, just like superman to save the day**. the best wedding planner to rely on. as if he has this fullproof checklist scroll kept somewhere in his tiny brain.

morning started off with a sweet church wedding. proceeded to a tea ceremony. then a dinner event. finished off with a drinking party with friends.

they've had really good emcees. jin and charles. jin is with a great personality + passion (had a wonderful conversation and bonding) whereas charles is very funny + ambitous (found a few article on this chap). excellent speeches by the groom, bride, bestman, bridesmaid and both fathers. loved the part where the father of the bride gave a bitter sweet speech. being proud that both children are doing well overseas, giving him an excuse to travel to 2 continents anytime but sad to be left alone at malaysia with their mother ... sob sob

we were all serenaded by a life band singing and playing jazz music. very very very good performance. the singer herself dedicated a wonderful piece to the bride and groom.

my attention was actually caught by the act of "sticking money on the bride and groom", part of a philipino wedding culture. as a romantic song being played at the background, the cute couple would dance away while guests rushing towards the front to clip their notes (spotted lots of currencies) on the bride and groom. it is said to symbolise good luck. enjoyed myself and happy for this wonderful couple.

a treat at andana spa

2008-05-17T21:57:00.004+08:00

it's spa day. a small token given by my boss. andana spa at glenmarie. open from 10am - 12 midnight. you don't need to bring anything except your deodorant ......

a standard package offers rm148++. mine was a generous rm290++.

a set of clean clothes nicely prepared. so started off with a dip into the hot pool. 40 degrees and equiped with power jet to stimulate the body. then a quick dip into the chilled pool. followed by a sauna session. another set of dry clean change and kimono prepared. proceeded to the lounge area and binged. ordered and ordered and ordered till satisfied. once ready, enjoyed 80 minutes of aromatherapy massage. binged all over again. proceeded for an hour of facial treatment. lastly, relaxed at the lounge area for a cup of hot tea and their signature haagen dazs ice-cream. Whole package lasted 4 hours.

ratings by cheekypau: 4 out of 10

Downturn - run down (slightly better than cyberlodge sembunyi spa but way low compared to spa village), the food standard is below average and there's no kick to the aeromatherapy massage (by malaysian chinese aunties. no offense but the thai aunties are 10x better).

lost the mojo

2008-05-16T15:00:00.001+08:00

oh no!!! quality check on my previous postings and i've discovered that i've lost my mojo in writing. it's starting to get boring and as if i don't have an interesting life. snap! snap! snap! this is very depressing.

colbie caillat who??

2008-03-17T16:38:00.007+08:00

colbie who???

colbie caillat!

frankly, no idea?!!

apparently, this young gal was performing and had an autography session at the curve on 14th March 08 (fri).

upon arrival at curve, i saw a group of fans forming a long queue just for her autograph. the ground was wet from the earlier rain shower. heard the performance was delayed to 9pm. poor fans. me being pretty ignorant, minded my own business and rushed to sanctuary, where the real fun was. honestly, not only me, but my local & non-local friends have not heard of this singer or her band.

about 12 midnight, apparently the band members were seated and partying next to our table. had the upper hand since our friend is from hawaii and being a white. within seconds, easily made friends with them. anyway, it was a fun night. all the best to their success!

rain rain go away

2008-02-27T18:15:00.004+08:00

looking outside of the window, it's darn gloomy. the sun hidden behind the dark clouds. pouring cats and dogs. thunder beating as loud as the lion dance drum. i bet my tiny little umbrella isn't tough enough for this weather. 2 weeks without rain and why must it be today??? i've got 3 words to say about this ... darn! darn! darn! ... i need to go back to my defense of the ancients. it's waiting for me. new exciting maps to explore and need to kick some butt. ~ rain rain go away, please come back another day ~

note to cheekypau: huahuahahahah!! guess what!! a bunch of my friends returned back because it's flooding. massive traffic.

where to find apple toffee?

2008-02-26T17:25:00.000+08:00

thinking back of the childhood days, i suddenly crave for my favourite apple toffee. where can you find it here at malaysia? back at uk, it's just so yummy and perfect. sweet coating outside and crunchy fresh apple inside. i wonder if back then it was just a toddler's sweet tooth phase and everything or anything coated with sugar is yummy. i just need to try it out again.

*slurp *slurp

boston restaurant, klang

2008-02-25T11:29:00.000+08:00

amazing. you need to wait for 40 minutes to an hour or more for your food to be served. wonder if the patrons are with the opinion that the food is genuinely tasty or just too hungry to wallop it up in a hurry and believing it to be tasty.

house specialty noodle. don't know how to describe the flavour. there is abit of sweetness to it.

flour noodle. something really different. starchy taste. must give it a try.

ginger lala. you must check this signature dish! (note: HAVE IT and not TRY IT). the only explainable reason why people are willing to wait. eat it while it is steaming hot. slurp! slurp!

soon wah seafood restaurant, klang

2008-02-21T17:17:00.000+08:00

yup, food again. i can't help it. lots of nice places to eat at klang. i MUST share it with the world. i shall keep on going until i find another passion of love. hehehe.

house specialty fish (as named by the chef). price depends on the fish. a nice combination from the chilli padi and sweet sauce.

home made beancurd. munching on this dish makes me feel so healthy and as close as a vegetarian. rm14.

watermelon spare ribs. besides ss2 pj paris restaurant, it's available here. YUMMMmmyyy! rm28. MUST ORDER!!!

salted egg mantis prawns. depending on individual taste. either a crunchy lover or a soft lover. this is soft. rm20.

any greens will range from rm14.

ginger talapia fish. rm18.

compliments from the house. on top of that, received a free cup of watermelon juice. definitely a satisfied customer at the end of the day.

raku zen, subang

2008-02-19T16:34:00.000+08:00

all time best!! super fresh for the sashimi lovers!!

take my word. i tell you why ..... a new japanese restaurant opened next to it. but, ooooh boy, despite a little bit of competition, it's still PACKED even on a sunday! really long queue. lucky for me, my date made prior reservation. price is reasonable. the above shashimi dinner set (accompanied by the standard side dishes), costs rm38. gosh, i'm already drooling by just recalling the taste :p~~~~~~~~~~~~

slam dunk contest

2008-02-18T14:09:00.000+08:00

did you watch it on sunday???! how could you miss it???!

the title of 2008's slam-dunk king goes to howard. hip hip hooray.

years after years, players would crack their head to come up with the most creative slam dunk style. this year is definitely fresh and funny and awesome and memorable. thanks to howard!

howard, constantly showing off a big smile at the basketball court, showed us a good lesson that sports equals to fun and at the same time you CAN be a winner.

thong yew seafood, klang

2008-02-15T16:46:00.007+08:00

do not underestimate this bak kut teh stall. they do serve pretty nice dishes for lunch. located at taman berkeley, klang. the lady boss is pretty funny too. my friend (*smart ass tried to mix hokkien and cantonese and mandarin) somehow pronounced cook into blow. scroll down and drool!

wrapped toufu seafood. rm16.

you can ask for white rice or marjerin rice.

baby shark meat (*lady boss said it in chinese). i'm not sure if it's true or not. try it and judge later. it's tasty. rm30.

really simple and nice. crunchy. rm12.

claypot fish maw. rm50.

HIGHLY recommended. crispy pork. crunchy and sweet outside but tender inside. it's a MUST to try! rm20.

seabass fish. the fried crumbs are tasty but the fish is abit tough to chew.

a bowl of soup and fruits are on the house. take it with a big smile ^_^

valentine's day!!

2008-02-14T14:45:00.006+08:00

do you feel the love in the air??? i'm feeling it in my big apple donuts. yummy yummy donuts. how do you define love? this fella showered his love by queuing up like a sor hai (fool) for a whole 1 hour just because i've told him that i have a sudden crave for it. thank you for the wonderful gift and i do appreciate it alot.

hugs & kisses xoxoxoxo!

tin mui young restaurant, shah alam

2008-02-13T18:03:00.007+08:00

3 kg!!! darn to the 3kg of fats around my waist!! the punishment for not having the will power to say NO to food during this cny festive season. let me start off with tin mui young restaurant. who says you can't find any chinese restaurant around shah alam. located at lorong tukang 16/3 shah alam. open during lunch hours only. business is really good throughout the whole week. feast your eyes!!

ying yong noodle

tasty fresh spinach

fried kwee tiaw. (you can forgo this dish since it's average and the other two noodles are yummy.)

asam big head fish (translated by the shop owner). rm28. if you like the slimy fish fat texture, then thumbs up, highly recommended ** house speciality.

tauhu mushroom for the mushroom lovers.

SUPER yummy!!! huge prawns. sang har yee mee noodle. highly recommended ** house speciality.

fruits on the house. no choice but accept it. hahaha.

chinese new year 2008

2008-02-06T16:08:00.000+08:00

chinese new year is here! the year of RaT! sounds crude ... hmmm ... the year of MiCe! i'm definitely in the festive mood. some playing cny music in their car *sounds like you are bringing the mall into your car, hehehe.

it's definitely the time of the year i'm going to frown my displeasure at the wild and mad shopping spree, terrible jam, jacked up prices, non-operating food stalls and not forgetting the shortage of cashflow at all of the ATM machines.

anyway, putting that aside, the overall spirit of cny is fun. family gatherings and eat, eat, eat and eatttttttttt! i have nothing to brag about since it's all about eating. so my dear february is dedicated to makan-makan.

GONG XI FA CAI to all of my family and friends!

where is the aqua?

2008-01-24T12:17:00.000+08:00

how could there not be any water supply for the washroom??? suffered 3 days now. furthermore, my office is at the freaking 18th floor! do you know how stinko it could get without any water?? someone surely ate something wrong because you could scent the dung from outside the washroom (yuck! yuck! pui!). the whole gang from the office had to try their luck at the lower levels. ground floor till 3rd floor are safe. i really don't or can't or refuse to understand which inconsiderate and thoughtless headed person could conveniently take her shower at the ground floor washroom. practically leaving everyone cursing. haiyaaaaa ... i really can't take the long queue and the stinko smell. when the shit hits the fan at times like this, i will happily walk over to the next building, apparently a nice and cosy hotel and my butt surely deserves a 5 star treatment.

note to cheekypau : fast if possible and put off the damn aircond! if you can, learn the art to retract your bladder.

day to day office affair

2008-01-22T14:35:00.000+08:00

malaysians and their funny terminology .....

my young, pretty and trendy colleague, selectively, had been asking her peers for "ubat (medicine)". Obviously the common reply would be "ubat sakit apa?". Conversation went on to "aiyah ... ubat ituuuuuuuuu." "ohhhhh. ada. nanti bagi" "ubat you warna apa?" "huh??? warna???" "merah-kah? biru-kah? hijau-kah? saya mau ubat biru, cepat sembuh." "ohhhhhh ... jangan bimbang, banyak cantik. sakit hati, sakit kepala, sakit jantung, macam-macam sakit, SEMUA pun boleh sembuh. guaranteeee!" "ok brother. nanti kita jumpa pukul 4pm. tempat biasa."

being a busy body and a curious person, i had to ask but received a funny crude answer to take no note of this medicine (*people like you, none of your business for your own good).

took me a good 5 minutes to figure out that ubat = cig. hmmmm ... not enough vocabulary? can't own up to the fact that you are a female smoker? or just trying to be funny?

note to cheekypau : (lesson learned) - cheekypau being judged as a young and innocent gal although in actual fact a little devil in disguise.

wiz kid

2008-01-21T14:11:00.000+08:00

from a wise little kid, merely 6 years old of age :

"would you prefer to be a scientist or a business man (like your dad) when you grow up?"

"a business man"

"but why?"

naively answered (the award winning answer) .....

"a business man makes alot of money. with the money, i can buy any scientist. i would be a rich business man who owns a scientist."

note to cheekypau : to be a wise and perceptive person, don't limit your thoughts.

YTL's barn thai

2008-01-17T14:37:00.000+08:00

just imagine yourself walking through an eerie mangrove forest for 15 - 20 minutes. yup, a looooooooooooong stretch of 450 metre wooden walkway. to spice up a little bit of excitement, try walking through it when it's pitch dark. heaven knows what's out there and you could only rely on your ear sensors to tell you that the tide is up and various insects/animals are popping out. you might want to whisper to yourself a small prayer hoping that nothing would jump on you unexpectedly. the smell of the mangrove forest was also not pleasing to the nose.

nearly regretting from the long walk, all hope will turn out well once you get to discover that barn thai is "fully air-conditioned!". really really important ok. you don't want those creepy insects and irritating mosquitoes to bother you during your meal.

barn thai offers you nice thai cuisines. make sure you arrive by 8pm onwards, don't go earlier than that!! no reservation required. a meal like below costs about rm110 (inclusive drinks). the meal isn't spectacular and you could find better ones at kl. however, worth spending for the experience.

call of duty 4

2008-01-07T14:59:00.000+08:00

setting aside to my girlish interest and hello to my boyish side, i need to find out if you guys checked this out??? one can get hooked all day and night over this game. i wouldn't blame you because it's just so damnnnnnnnnn syiok! very brilliant to come up with a very realistic gaming experience. the award winning creator team deserves their title "Among the Year's Best, 2007". try to visualise an upgraded version of counterstrike rated 20x better because of it's sound effect, graffics, story line ...etc. the review and official site says it all. trust me on this. oh ya, playing it on the pc is always the best. so what are you waiting for??? get hooked on it NOW!!!

westin langkawi resort & spa, a 5 star vacation

2007-12-27T15:32:00.000+08:00

presenting to you a 5 star vacation at the westin langkawi resort & spa. had a wonderful time at langkawi and turned out to be one of my best mini local vacation. a relaxing and an ideal holiday worth every single penny provided you stay at a 5 star accomodation. it's peak season from nov - jan. hence, expect it to be a little pricy. rm663 per night for a standard room. you could rent and bargain for a small kelisa at the price of rm75 per day. alcohol is darn cheap and alcohol lovers could enjoy being tipsy 24hrs.

swimming pool facing the scenic blue sea and island. the breeze is just so cooling. recommend to sign up for an island tour package (3 islands) for the price of rm45. worth it!

day and night, anytime, you could replenish yourself with their yummy cookies and refreshing drinks.

deluxe patio room which offers you with a king size bed and their signature Heavenly Beds® – guaranteed to offer a blissful night's sleep, your very own private patio, and other 5 star amenities.

it's just soooooooo romantic at night. close your eyes and enjoy the harmonious melody of westin's lounge band.

note to cheekypau : slaving yourself for work and money makes it mandatory for you to splash yourself with a wonderful and luxurious holiday at least once a year.

malaysia's public toilets

2007-12-26T17:12:00.000+08:00

what comes into your mind when someone asks you about "malaysia's public toilet"? asked a friend to comment and he just replied with a "HAHAHAHHAHA!" then asked about the small fee that they would sometimes impose ie. rm0.20 / rm0.30 and he commented again that the "maintainance by any related malaysian party is doomed. hence, not worth the value."

in my opinion, when you need to pee then you need to pee NOW! if they charge you a fee, what option do you have? just pay, take a deep breath, suck in, say a little prayer and hope that you will come out alive.

i must post on this particular public toilet whereby it is money's worth. it's located at a tourist spot, langkawi. costs rm0.50 per entry. didn't bring a camera in when i had to go. so then i had to force someone else to go into the male's toilet and take a pic. hahaha! he then commented that it was so easy and relaxing to pee with the sound of the water streaming out from the miniature fountain. clean and smells nice too.

well done! to this toilet and not the easy pee-ing process *wink *wink

merry merry christmas!!

2007-12-25T17:47:00.000+08:00

jesus christ, THANK YOU ....

thank you for the wonderful and blessful years that you had given me

~ amen ~

chilli chilli

2007-12-17T14:28:00.000+08:00

stopped by at pun chun chicken biscuits & restaurant sdn bhd (@ bidor) for lunch. at first glance from the outside, nothing impressive from this tiny old corner shoplot. then i was told that this place used to be packed with customers but unfortunately fate wasn't the same upon the construction of a new highway which bypassed this 'ol town.

wan tan mee is one of their main attraction. then it's their biscuits/tid-bits.

since i am not a big fan of wan tan mee and dry stuff, my eyes were caught by my favourite chilli pickle. my jaw dropped when i saw it being served in a huge container. you can't get this kind of generosity at kl. within 15 minutes, a lady had diligently refilled the container. as a matter of fact, she's solely with the task of ensuring the chillies are always fully refilled. two thumbs up from me just because of their chillies :p~~~

stopped by at ipoh. again! very generous of the shop owner to serve their home made blended chilli in a big container. i just loveeeeee it!!!

contradiction

2007-12-14T17:01:00.001+08:00

been visiting a few blogs to kill my boredom. it tickles me to see some of them taking a public stand to remain anonymous ie. unknown name, unknown picture, unknown identity, unknown source (a blog for the purpose of leashing out their frustration) etc.. but then after you scroll down a bit ... whooops!! a full access to their real name OR a full access to their vain pictures OR a chatter box with full of their personal friends leaving comments OR a full link access to their personal details OR allowing GOOGLE to pick it up. isn't it an irony.

* wink wink ^_* i've tried to live up to my 2007 motivational goals and i conclude that i am not perfect. hehehe ....

note to cheekypau : representing or giving out a contradictory statement indicates a mockery to a person's character. (all the best to my 2008 motivational goals!)

bbq with cheeky pau

2007-12-13T10:29:00.000+08:00

as promised, a productive december month, had arranged a bbq session together with a group of 13 good colleagues. only the fun and sporting group were invited. really have to thank the host for lending us her place and also the unlimited supply of alcohol. all of us had a task to do and mine was to buy the fish balls and prawn balls. no one trusted me to do any cooking because of my previous experience :( ... sent 2 people to the hospital on 2 separate occasion with my curry chicken during my uni days. hahahaha....

really huge prawns. even the indon maid was amazed to see HUGE prawns. (found at old Klang rd market)

asked to get 5 corns, ended up with 10 corns. so so so greedy -_-"

my balls!! my balls!! tasty and was gone in 10 minutes. hooray!! hmmmm ... some sausages were burnt. honey burnt.

chicken were marinated in half a bottle of white wine and spices. very yummyyyyy. also very very yummy on the lamb when dipped into mint sauce.

huge mushrooms + sweet tomatoes + cheese + butter = yummy bbq mushrooms

these 2 salads are beautiful and as yummy as they look. trust me! very fresh, crunchy and nice. better than kfc. i really love it and i want more!!!

lo mai kai rice. home made. wow! wow! wow! everyone attacked this first.

home made laichee soya puding. i really like this. too bad the chef could not reveal the recepi 'cos they are selling it commercially as well. made my day ....

yippie december

2007-12-05T11:23:00.000+08:00

the time of month with lots of holidays. the time of month with less work. worst of all, the time of month where my brains are tempted to switch off most of the time.

*cheekypau gave a small non-enthusiastic shout* yeh! .... (-_-)" ....

at the same time, my mind began to wander and filled me with guilt for being soooooooo unproductive and allowing my laziness to kick in. i need a boost of fulfillment!!! i need to live up to my vision of life.

thanks to the help of my coffee medication, i vowed to get some things rolling.

cheeky pau's eating world

2007-12-02T14:23:00.000+08:00

let me introduce you to one of my eating world. this is one of my favourite restaurant, "mun siang lo restaurant", located at klang. not pack and fast and tasty. price wise = average and reasonable like any other average restaurants. how tasty is tasty?? if by looking at the pictures below could make you drool, you do not need me to go into detail. note that i did not upload a few more dishes and that they do have other super yummy dishes to choose from. for this round, the crispy kailan and sweet + sour soup are my favourite.

sweet and sour fish

buttered mantis prawns

crispy fried kai lan

mayonnaise pork ribs

fried cashew nut chicken

fried broccoli and mushroom

sweet & sour soup

funny despatch boy

2007-11-30T12:13:00.000+08:00

an urgent document needs to be delivered (no idea what). it requires the thumb print of our despatch boy. on top of that, it must be in black ink. unfortunately, we have blue and red stamp pad only. being lazy to walk over to the other department for a black stamp pad, he shouted to our tea lady "kak zzz, take yyy's shoe polish" (*kak zzz gave him a dangerous stare look) "it is the same what. they want black, i give them black. on top of that, a polish look. a stylish thumb print with quality. don't give me that look. killer ~~~".

pretty pretty nails

2007-11-24T12:27:00.000+08:00

well i'm one of those "some" gals out there who would just love to pamper herself once a while. someone used to say to me "as long as it makes you happy, go!, do it!, money well spent". but how to survive??? besides nails, i love massages, change my hair style once a while, shop for shoes, shop for clothes, add to my sticker book collection, read comic books, vacations, etc ....

anyway, shall introduce you to my nail arts, my new pleasurable obsession :

done at damansara.

very very good. asked her to surprise me and came out perfect! price and quality is just right. can't remember the price but cheaper than the rest.

done at sabah.

not too happy. not neat / maybe it's my expectation. rm150 for the whole package including the extension nails (lasted a month).

done at sunway pyramid.

very good. professional. very neat. however, not too happy with the price. they've charged me an extra of rm24 for services. rm6 for each nails.

note to cheekypau : vanity hurts. extension nails causes alot of pain when you want to remove it.

new job & new life

2007-09-27T13:56:00.001+08:00

hopping to a brand new job. survived 4 days already. so far so good. it's the time to outshine and test my memory power. so many names and so many departments and so many protocols and so many procedures.

on my 1st day of work, just found out that i've been signed up for my first managerial level, team building trip. the best part of all .... my first overseas company trip! and a full expense paid trip! and it's not even a cheapo trip! and i'm not even a confirmed staff! and it is within a month time! super cool!!!

so lucky that i can mix well with the staff here. funny bunch of people.

my boss is also a funny guy with alot of wisdom.

activities are never ending too. colleagues asking me for a badminton session and then a karaoke session and then a snooker session. gosh....

i am liking it here!

i'm slow but i'm in front of U!

2007-09-07T10:13:00.000+08:00

i was driving to work this morning, half asleep and half frustrated with the jam.

then this small car caught my eyes. "i'm slow but i'm in front of U!"

was challenged that this driver had indirectly teased me. oh yeh! i'm already caught in the jam and you want to tease me!! hmmm ... i've just had to see the face of the driver behind the wheels. as soon as i saw an opening ... zoooOOooooM to the left and zoooOooom back to the right. huhahauhaa!!! at that point of time, i'm just so good at overtaking. looked back and it was a small tiny little malay lady with a tudung and specs. cheh!! wasted my time only. i just don't get it. why place a provoking signage and at the same time possesses a timid & harmless outlook. i figured that she must have had a little bit of inferiority complex.

in a split second, switched back to the half asleep and half frustrated with the jam mode. here we go again .... so boring .....

looks yummy

2007-09-06T11:00:00.001+08:00

canape! canape! canape!

a mix & match of recipes. looks simple as it's only a combination of few ingredients but yet pricey. i've had the opportunity to indulge at one of my event (not under my expense) hehe. each of these yummy savory costs averagely rm15. why? the brain behind these savory is well known for being one of the world's top chef. none other that chef kevin chekars. definitely envy all those rich bastards. y? they get to release their everyday stress & enjoy good food in a relaxing ambience anytime & everywhere & price isn't an issue. reminds me of that cartoon movie "Ratatouille". a funny show! a must to watch! a great french chef rat called Remy.

Caviar Blinis

Virtual Fruit Macaroons

Willows (chocolate sticks coated with pop-corn)

Crustacean Shooter

Oyster gratinee

BBQ Wagyu Beef Burgers

Lobster "shooter"

Truffled Brie Cheese

smoked salmon "Air" Baguette

Prawn Miso "Bubble" (was told that he mastered it at spain)

Lafite Caviar Waffles (my all time favourite!!!!)

eat it all with a glass of chilled white wine ... slurp slurp slurp!

note to cheekypau : anyone can cook but not everyone can dine the food of a great chef.

kinky label

2007-09-05T10:42:00.000+08:00

this morning i was in the washroom doing my own thing. time do pass by slowly, particularly this morning. "what can i see, what can i do, what can i think of, etc. etc. etc." then i saw my sexy panty with the label KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE. gosh! how kinky is that. panties = fire!!! :p~~~~~

office conversation

2007-08-28T11:57:00.000+08:00

the funny conversation which keeps me entertained everyday. my department has 5 beautiful chicks, 3 modern mum's (2 of them still considered as sexy modern mums), 1 blue eye boy and my doreamon boss. today's funny conversation :-

"aiyah!! my butt hurts! (while rubbing her butt sexily)""y?""i pok kai in the toilet today!""y?""pok kai means pok kai lar. got explanation meh?"

"i need to buy sunblock""oh ya, i've just bought product x for rm130 and i've used it once only. want to buy it off from me? still prefer the other product and i'll sell it to you cheaper""ok""sure or not?""yup""how much?""rm10""wat??!! is this what you call as a friend??""yup. friends will sell it cheaper to a friend and my offer is rm10""useless!"

"yes sir. no problem. have a nice day. thank you." (pointed to the phone with the index finger) "stupid fella. ask stupid question. waste my time to answer stupid calls. even a stupid person would understand. very stupid!""what are you doing?""talking to the stupid phone!!"

"where's my pen??!! which fat rat stole my pen??""huh? got only one fat chap here""i didnt say which doreamon. i said FAAAAAAAAT rat ...."

"whose phone is ringing?" (while everyone were looking at each other frowning) (blur blur finally someone laughed on her own) "hehe .. it's mine". (everyone screamed) "cheh!!!"

young scientists

2007-08-27T11:54:00.000+08:00

i have a confession ...

being deprived as a child on toys, gadgets, play station, etc, i justttttt had to get rid of my deprived obsession over a microscope set. yes! wanted soooooo much for this toys-r-us microscope set that i've spotted at singapore's toys-r-us when i was 9 years old. my deprived obsession was finally materialised in my early 20s. experimented on anything that i could think of.

fuhhhh yohhh!! how could you not drool over this cool device which could conduct real experiments. it's revolving turret is equipped with magnifications from 100x, 500x & 1000x. even features die-cast body, illuminating light, and projector for viewing specimens. neatly contained in a sturdy carrying storage case that includes the following: micro data bank with a number of samples, micro slicer, 12 blank glass slides, mini magnifying glass, 12 cover glasses, 12 blank labels, 12 slide covers, 4 collecting vials, stirring rod, petri dish, scalpel, needle, tweezers, spare bulb, condenser lens cap, 2 graduated cylinders, CD instruction manual and others.

couldn't get the exact model but this is the nearest to it.

now that i've outgrown it and the microscope set is still well preserved, hehe..., i've passed it down to my 9 yrs old niece as a birthday present (2nd hand gift but everyone thinks it's a 1st hand!! shhhhh....). she now sleeps with it and i am branded as her favourite best friend jie jie ^_^

note to cheekypau : need not tell it's 2nd hand and its worth passing down the old treasure to someone who unexpectedly appreciates your same joy and passion

lousy -vs- tasty western food

2007-08-24T14:21:00.000+08:00

today i've had lunch at this new western food restaurant called 99 at taman tun. to summarise the restaurant, i would say "lousy!". my grilled chicken was burnt and the service was super slow (had to wait for 30 minutes before my meal arrive) and the waiter couldn't speak basic english. i believe we were so hungry that we've finished our meal in 15 minutes and at the same time grumbled that we will never return to this restaurant. next to my table were 2 chap who had actually arrived before us. then there was a commotion. the 2 chap were upset, paid for their drinks and walked off. after paying our bill, bumped into them outside and one of the chap asked my friend "did you get your meal?". replied "yes" and then walked off. i've overheard one of them complaining "how could they mix up on our order despite reminding them! what lousy service! they are not new in the food industry! i'm definitely going to complain to dave (whoever he is) about this. what a shame!".

A week before this, i've actually bumped into a tasty western food restaurant called meaty house at taipan, subang. "thumbs up!!". service was great. food arrived on time. the owner made friendly small talk and gave good recommendation on the menu. price wise, reasonable.

5 assorted sausages which guarantees 5 different flavours. huge! and yummy!! rm24++

honey grilled pork chop. juicy and tasty. salad are fresh and in a big portion. between rm24 - rm30 (can't remember :p)

to satisfy oneself with a complete meal, it was recommended to quench your thirst with this 500ml imported german beer weihenstephan. very smooth and nice, as true as what the owner claimed. rm22++

flowery flower day

2007-08-22T14:30:00.000+08:00

i just LOVE the lovely flowery designs of a flower that could transform and brighten up the atmosphere of a place. this was taken during an event that was organised and arranged from my side. definitely amazed with the professionalism. hmmmmm .... why no one gives me any flowers to brighten up my day?? the last that i could recall was during 14th feb 2005 :( .... my mum ended up with a mr practical + mr romantic. till to-date, my dad still pampers my mum with flowers and she calls him "silly" but ended up with a huge smile and humming the whole day ^_^

note to cheekypau : all you gals out there, would you end up choosing a mr practical or a mr romantic or both?? for the guys out there, if you feel like showering your gal with flowers, do it now and not during her deathbed ...

gf's driving skill

2007-08-13T14:47:00.000+08:00

ok ... it's the day to check out my gf's new driving skill.

as tradition, if one of us had obtained our driving licence, we must have the pleasure of being driven to genting for a joy ride. the day that i've found out that this gf had gotten her own car, my other gf warned me "don't you dare to tempt miss j to drive you up to genting". it was like a second earlier before i was about to pop up that request -_-". unfortunately to me and fortunate to this gf that her car is new, cutely small, with the capacity of 1.3 and drives like a turtle while going uphill. hence, got to call for a rain cheque on tradition.

i was not going to let her go. so gotten her to drive me out for dinner. what an ordeal that i've experienced ... "wei! put on your signal lights!""you are in the middle of the road!""that was a sharp turning and it's not a sport car!""you were horned!""you are too slow to be on the right lane!""you didn't look behind before you turn!""you didn't switch on your beam lights?!?""right lane!! right lane!! cut now!!".

guess what was her respond ... "this is a natural born skill". i agree that we sabahan female drivers do have the rush for speed but at that point of time, i had the rush of heart to tell her "u fail!!".

call us double lucky because our faith are the same. my plate number and her plate number were randomly selected ... however ... mine had my birth date on the plate 9008 and my gf had hers too 9115!

what tarrot are you?

2007-08-06T14:36:00.000+08:00

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

sunny sunday

2007-07-29T17:28:00.000+08:00

begun my day with my yummy bak kut teh ~ "pork bone tea". one of my favourite typical sunday morning meal. claimed to be a tonic supplement. i personally agree to it. not forgetting to flush the protein down with my bitter tea, a compliment to the meal. i am fully charged and it's a umph umph umph day for me.

did my nails. took a short nap. watched my CSI. did some house chores. listened to music. had my lunch cum tea break. surfed the net. played computer games. ironed my 1 week load of work clothes. darn ... the umph umph umph surely made my day slow and it's only 5pm!

currently observing my neighbour's cat which loves to walk pass the compound. at times greeted me with a morning gift ~ a dead mouse next to my car. the first time this happened, it was during chinese new year. i wondered whether it was the loud fireworks which gave the mouse a heart attack. soon i've found out that the cat was the culprit. enough with the cat ...

time to find more chores to do. an idle mind aint productive. ooohhh .. i can see a topless sweaty chap painting the house. zoning out to observe his abs and biceps :p~~~~

i need a vacation

2007-07-02T14:07:00.000+08:00

as i look at my skillful n wonderful buddy's pic, i neeeeeeed a vacation.

tom yam craze

2007-06-18T14:13:00.000+08:00

i've been having this tom yam craze lately. there's this wonderful place that was introduced to me. i must admit that i don't know exactly where because i was day dreaming in the car. but at least i could still remember the name of the restaurant. come and visit "de ' chiengmai thai" or known as the umbrella seafood restaurant.

a huge compound, maybe an acre of land and then this mini restaurant village at the corner of it.

typical habit of mine to check out on the toilet

pleased to be served by thai waitresses. good service! tom yam is very tasty.

friendship

2007-06-16T08:51:00.000+08:00

hip hip hooray to friendship! a nice evening for the gals. enjoyed looking at one of our deary goody sister's expression when we've surprised her with the friendship ring, then we've had a quick japanese meal (we were like a pack of hungry wolves), then watched a korean comedy show and then head to the pub. i guess both of my sisters had a blast cos something funny happened to one of the sister's friendship ring (was told to :x about it ... hehe) and both were drunk till one of the sister couldn't recall how could she walk to her car and drive home. as for me, i had my yummy bak kut teh at 3am in the morning. there is this yummmmmmy bak kut teh stall at klang which opens from 2am - 9am only. trust me ... it's sooooooo yummy ... and business is good.

by the power of friendship!

good riddance of dengue

2007-05-10T13:57:00.001+08:00

months of silence from cheekypau.

well, 2 major events in my life...

firstly, i'm busy with a major renovation project. sleeping with dusts and rubbles. the comfort of coming back to home sweet home had changed to home mess home. tiring me down physically with the cleaning to be done EVERYDAY! now the house is taking its form. no pain no gain. so this is the price of comfort and its worth it.

secondly, i've been attacked by a mosquito. a tiny little insect which caused me to suffer dengue. "an acute, infectious tropical disease caused by an arbovirus transmitted by mosquitoes, and characterized by high fever, rash, headache, and severe muscle and joint pain. also called breakbone fever, dandy fever, dengue fever". was on mc for 2 freaking weeks. initially i was happy with the idea that i could take a break for having fever for 2 days. but then everyone prompted me to take a blood test. yikes! platlet dropped and immediately was instructed to be admitted to the hospital. twice a day they would prick me with needles. 24 hours a day on the drip. vomit all the time. couldn't shower properly while having the drip needle stucked on my hand. my face and hands bloated. my veins were blue black caused by 18 or more blood test that they've had to do on me. unbearable itchy rashes. what more can i say. my dad and bro took the first flight to kl. love it when my dad said "i have only one daughter and no one is going to stop me from flying over". hehe ... evil cheekypau gotten lots of pampering. anyway, from a break, it turned into torture. had to beg the doctor to let me out. just couldn't stand it anymore. by right it's not the hospital's policy to release me as of yet but with my begging, sweet smile and some positive result, they've released me. HOooray!

angel

2006-12-27T20:30:00.000+08:00

whoooshhh ... so fast ... first it was 2006 and now it's 2007. how to summarise 2006?? well ... it was a pretty fair or sux or ???? year for me.

career - sux * i want a huge bonus and a huge increment and very little work possible and 4 tea breaks
health - fair * give me what i want for my career category and definitely i would be awarded as super women of 2006 with zero mcs and abundance stress free
wealth - fair * slap me with a huge tasty bonus and increment, definitely i would unleash this beast screaming out for a makeover at the malls everyday. i just need to get as trendy as nicole kidman. loveeeeee her art of dressing!!
love life - fair * cut me the slack of overtime and i would be smiley 24hours a day. i can have more dates and more pampering. i have lots of love to give out on my smiley days.
social life - sux * i just get too tired to go out and hang out like old times. where has my energy gone too??? a gf even listed out "i wish to see cheekypau more often" as 2007 resolution.

we wish cheekypau a merry christmas

and a happy new year ......

2007 .. here i come! my dear sweet Lord, give me a strong angel to look over me and develop me into something interesting according to your plan. bless my 2007. amen.

home sweet home ~ yummy kk meals

2006-11-20T23:04:00.000+08:00

on the plane, i could just hear kk calling me "cheeky pau ~ drool for kk ~food ~ food ~ food ..." :p~~~~~

OOooooohhh ... ma ma mia .... i just love the seafood that you could choose from the water farm. fresh ... tasty ... huge ... yummy ... stop me please or i would blabber on and on and on. below are others that i've pigged in. not gonna list down where to find these dishes cos i aint 1 of those food bloggers or promoters. if ya wanna know .. buzz me. haha

sweet tasty crabs

huge n sweet n juicy n tasty fresh prawns

yummy seafood claypot with huge tasty squid n fish

hot n crunchy n fresh beancurd

thumbs up to the spicy seafood tom yam ... slurp!! slurp!!

tasty n yummy fried noodle. even kl's fried noodle prawns can't beat the size of kk prawns.

home sweet home ~ kundasang

2006-11-20T20:25:00.000+08:00

mother nature presents to you the one and only (*drum rolling) ... mOUnT kiNAbaLU! ... home sweet home ... genting and cameron can't compare to you .. huahahha

yeh! yeh! yeh!

brrrrrrrr .... it's freaking cold. imagine genting highlands at night and multiply it 3x! ahhhhhhhhh ... away from the hustle and bustle of kl life for a fresh and cooling air.

ladies and gentlemen .. welcome .. welcome .. to sutera sanctuary lodges "mesilau nature resort" ... my chalet is called "lows peak". worth staying at this place for rm$180 - 2 nights - the whole chalet.

very cosy and neat and well kept. liked the idea that there's fresh flower on the table and free mineral water. didn't manage to take the living room area. me bros were hogging it and made a mess out of it.

this chalet has 3 bedrooms and each equipped with a king sized bed, 2 clean towels and 2 slippers (the floors are so cold too!)

finally gotten to enjoy some warmth and sunshine at the kundasang war memorial park. during the japanese occupational war, more than a thousand australian and british soldiers died for the death march.

autumn at uk - good 'ol days -

2006-11-10T23:04:00.000+08:00

enjoy me buddy's pic taken at the uni area

9th november ....

2006-11-09T22:53:00.000+08:00

Pretty and cute, that's what you are,

Alluring and sweet both near and far.

Under the spell you've cast on me,

Like a flower attracting a bumblebee.

In my life an angel God has given,

Next to you I feel like I'm in heaven.

Every morning there's always dew, in my heart there's always you.

note to cheekypau : a lovely poem to remember ..911.. still think so ?

is it enough?

2006-10-23T16:38:00.000+08:00

ever thought of the next important thing in your list whereby you ought to do but never came about to do?? time is always catching up. over time ... lifestyle change, dreams change, goals change, focus change, personality change, believes change etc ..... we are always giving excuses to delay things or ignore the priority. if you have one more last chance to complete a task / to do something, what would it be? i am not talking about doing the impossible ie. turning back time and to put things right. it's about what can you do NOW so that you would not live to regret.

note to cheekypau : be wise and never live with regrets. it's up to you to mold your life to the fullest.

what to eat??

2006-10-17T03:57:00.000+08:00

i'm just so darn stressful today. been accumulating since last week and i've been pretty lucky that no one bothered me with their stuff. ms helpful can suffer a bad day too and today is one of the day.

pouring cats and dogs. hitch a ride from my colleague. lucky there weren't any thunder cos i am really afraid of it if i am alone at home. drop my bags once entered home sweet home. ransack the fridge. gosh! no idea what to eat. i don't have any proper fresh food. i have more than a dozen of soft drinks. variety of chocolates. 2 carrots. a cucumber. an ice cream. 3 vitagen. 3 eggs ..... hmmmm ..... tick tock tick tock tick tock and i still can't figure out. argggggggghhhh!!

it's a monday night and what do i need to eat?

pizza .... takes 30 min to deliver but it's too huge for me to finish on my own and the guilt of needing to work out a marathon session to burn up all of the calories.

chocolate .... melt those in your mouth. just a perfect pampering when you have the need to tell yourself how fantastic you are. again! the calories and how to be full over chocolates??

milo .... love milo but then i can't afford to be hungry in the middle of the night. i need solid food.

i give up!! instant noodle ... you win. you always do at times like this. i hate you!! but then i can't live without you. sighhhhh ....

note to cheekypau : gosh!! you cruel instant noodle! why must you come in all sorts of variety?? now i can't decide which of you to eat .. back to the drawing board -_-" AGAIN!!

drink drunk sleep heaven

2006-10-10T02:41:00.000+08:00

he who drink gets drunk. he who gets drunk goes to sleep. he who goes to sleep does not sin. he who does not sin goes to heaven. so let's all drink and go to heaven ^_^ cheers mate !

*hic *hic *burp!!! *ZzzZzzzZz

pampered wonderfully!

2006-10-01T19:30:00.000+08:00

pamper pamper .... it's one of those days that you had to take some time out and spoil yourself terribly rotten! let me recall my idea of a great 2006 pampering mission. ahhhhh ... it was on my birthday ... giggled and laughed and enjoyed my birthday more than i had in many years! thought I was absolutely nuts!!! i've wanted to splurged like i have never splurged on myself throughout 2006, ESPECIALLY those things everyone else in your life says are silly and frivolous. if not, felt that you have not really lived.

wee early in the morning ive gotten a beautiful jade necklace and a big red angpow. felt like a little kid. with the extra cash on hand, just had to buy myself my own birthday gifts and loved doing it. it was so much fun to know what i was getting and that it was JUST what i've wanted!!!

round 1 - i've actually bought myself an imported japanese bag plus 3 cute attires. im not into branded stuff but as long as it is unique and i can carry it off, count me in.

round 2 - took the afternoon off and had a super yummy gobsmacked lunch at tgif and watched a comical movie.

round 3 - sudden fettish for shoes and 3 pairs of it! its a bad habit but each time when i shop for shoes, i must get 3 pairs or i wouldn't be able to rest in peace.

round 4 - wanted to complete my earring collection so gotten myself a pair of white gold earrings. itchy hands to pierce 4 holes on my right ear ... high maintenance if i want to wear earrings. darn!

round 5 - the burning desire to shop more and more had to be cooled down. decided to fight fire with fire by ending the day with a famous burning hot spicy tom yam seafood noodle. a giant bowl filled with seafood and thick tasty tom yam soup. *slurp *slurp *slurp

round 6 - still had some shoppping splurge left overs. felt a little bit of feminine. so picked a pinkish nail polish to play with when i get back home.

Note to cheekypau : you will KNOW what finally loving YOURSELF REALLLLLY means when you dare to spend MONEY and TIME and enjoyable emotions on YOU!

butterflies don't lie

2006-09-27T22:25:00.000+08:00

You walk by and my heart beats

A thousand times at once it seems

And every time you look at me

I have to tell myself to breathe

With just a smile you capture me, and I start to melt

Emotions then take over me like I've never felt

I could tell my heart each time

It isn't love, you're just some guy

There's nothing there and what I feel

Is in my head, it isn't real

But I can't deny, can't even try

Cause I know inside, butterflies don't lie

note to cheekypau - just a nice song that i've listened to recently

sniff sniff cough cough

2006-09-22T07:20:00.000+08:00

been a sickly weakling lately. i've went into office on wednesday, punched in, sat down, put on the cardigan and then *plonk ... was taking a nap. forced myself to wake up a few times to answer a few phone calls and complete a few task but then i just couldn't seem to concentrate. came to a point when my nails were turning blue for being cold but the aircond was not even switched on, vomited and ached till i can't even stand long. rushed like a speeding bullet to the doc and surprisingly i had a 39 degrees fever. gave me a bunch of med to take. again rushed like superman back home by 11am, took the med, changed and *plonk ... sleeping beauty princess.

managed to wake up 2x just to take my porridge dinner and med. the next day .... I'VE LOST MY FREAKING VOICE!! i couldn't even wake up until my boss called at 11am to find out if i am ok or not. the whole office were worried. i know i've gotten a few phone calls prior to that but i was too drowsy to even remember who and what. continued sleeping again from 12pm till 4pm.

went and see the doc in the evening and he laughed at me. claimed that the med was too strong. no wonder ive lost my voice, too painful to even swallow my saliva, too painful to cough, too painful to talk or make a sound and i am always in a sleeping mode. came back and slept again from 7pm-morning.

anyway, this aint a laughing matter. i don't like to be sick. the agony of driving to the doc at a sickly condition, the agony of wanting warm home cooked food ready to be taken care of cos i seem to be taking 1 meal a day (dinner only), the agony of wanting some attention or someone to check on you all the time. yup ... a time that makes an independant person into a damsel in distress.

kisser

2006-09-15T20:37:00.000+08:00

You're a Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go
cheekypau

i want to be a millionaire

2006-09-13T23:17:00.000+08:00

one of those days having a need to perk myself up with an amazing day dream at work.

from a need to earn a bit of extra cash to the idea of making megabucks. for me, my world seems to be abit unfair since i am one of those "one in a thousand" hardworking dedicated donkey employee. someone just slap me with a carrot at my face. no use to express my dissatisfaction of resentment but i have my own reasoning for now. (*wink* plz understand)

looking at the bright side, a positive day dream may become a reality. how to obtain a too good to be true amazing salary besides quiting / finding another job? what do you reckon to boast myself up with ideas of multiplying my money?

a drastic measure of marrying an extremely rich bloke. maybe an old fart or a young inheritance lovey dovey fool. yucks.
whack my savings into the stockmarket investment. hmmm but then i would have to be nosey at the financial website and papers everyday.
swap my mortgage lender. it's a terrible hassle but may improve my current interest rate.
robbing a bank.
be a gambling queen at genting highlands or maybe buy the lottery weekly. our jackpot sux compared to uk.
involve in a rich scheme. swindle all of the ppl out there :p

note to cheekypau : *snap* *snap* wakey wakey time

virgo gal happy gal

2006-09-08T23:41:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to cheekypau

super duper happy birthday gal to me!!

bday = smelly feet

2006-09-05T22:10:00.000+08:00

today is my daddy's bday .... hugz hugz hugz .... wish could be there to celebrate. anyway, gave money to my bros to bring my dad out for a nice dinner on my behalf :p~~~~~

sms #1 from dad : very kind of you, we will enjoy it, thank you.

sms #2 from mum : wah! belanja dad arr ... sweet of u to dad n he is v happy

sms #3 from bro : went to supertanker. dad wanted to eat there. settled and everything ok.

sms #4 from mum : rmbr chinese style must wash feet b4 sleep or at home 2 keep off bad spirit n smelly feet. take ur bad trouble n curse away.

note to cheekypau - how does a birthday in the end relate to the washing of a feet? i am a really confused child. hmmmm ... my mum's sms skill ...

a 15 out of 10!?!!

2006-08-31T17:04:00.000+08:00

celebrate national day! yippie! independance to my freedom as an independant chic!

it was simply a smashing day for me. i seriously can't remember how did i celebrate the previous national day but this 2006 shall be the best. enjoyed my yummy dinner, dressed up prettily, met new friends (can't remember a single name .. haha), countdown, cheered, sang a patriotic song, danced all night long, took up the bottoms up challenge, chated, laughed, took pleasure of the surroundings, glad to be able to walk in a straight line, maintained my drinking title, drove back in one piece, a nice warm shower, snuggled into my comfortable duvey, dozed off with a smiley smirk on my face, woke up late without any alarm clock buzzing and lastly ... yummy claypot chicken rice.

i am just sooooooo mesmerised how my day started and ended. yup, definitely a pleasurable and satisfactory time. merdeka to ya all out there!

mushrooms

2006-08-26T18:48:00.000+08:00

i just love mushrooms .. yummy .. mushroom soup, button mushroom, golden mushroom, mushroom pie, etc. another foody fettish of mine. maybe because i have a button mushroom nose. (^_^) v ... yeah!

a buddy of mine is facinated with his photography skill. lucky for him that i too enjoy all of his pictures altho he keeps on saying he's an amateur that lacks the professional skill. i was browsing through my yahoo email and went back as far as 2004. guess what ... found some 'ol good pic of uk mushrooms!! too bad it aint any pictures of food. enjoy looking at it as much as i do.

allo!!

2006-08-22T22:55:00.000+08:00

how do you answer your calls? i'd always find it amusing to hear my colleagues answering my calls with their own personal creative ways. "weeeiiii ... huhhhhh ... allo!! ... ah ... uhuh ... yup ... mmmm ... what ... etc".

reminds me of my brothers. spectacular way of answering calls. "the man is in the house ... wat'z up! ... yo mama! ... moshi moshi ... ooohhh i feel sexy ... yeh bebeh! ... howdy ... *burp!! ... oh man! i have a sexy butt! ... oooooh yaa it feels so nice to dig my nose, yo!" etc. i am always entertained without fail. once challenged my bro to greet our dad with his wacky greetings (b.i.m. it's a respectful family). thought he would be a chicken to the very core and wouldn't let off his guard. should have guessed better that i should never ever challenge a lalung. "yo! daddy-o watz uuuuppp?! give me 5""what yo and o huh??!! only i can say that to you".

again today, i've laughed my head off when my director made a call with his loud speaker on (trust me, his loud speaker is extremely loud till i could hear it with the door closed). "toot ... toot ... toot ... then a funny and scary hokkien song was played". If i could jump off my seat to find out where the heck did that music came from, imagine the odd look on my director's face when he nearly jumped off his seat to look left and right and up the ceiling and finally realised it was from the other receiving end. question - had to ask why he had to look up at the ceiling for a sec. claimed that he nearly had a fright of his life and thought it was a heart attack and had to confront god immediately.

personally i darn hate it. pollution to my nice sweet innocent ears. plzzzzzzzz!! so ah beng!! *shake shake head* -_-" people these days ...

note to cheekypau - lots of people heck care to the image being portrayed. cheekypau shall always take pride of her divine etiquette.

someone

2006-08-21T19:33:00.000+08:00

it's just so hard to find someone that's :-

91% cheeky
92% funny
93% hugable
94% sweet
95% loving
96% understanding
97% helpful
98% cheerful
99% cute.... AND
100% caring

wait a minute! hmmm ... sounds familiar ... that's ME!! hahaha ... i am so full of myself today so don't break my spririt ^_^

how should it be ...

2006-08-04T07:20:00.000+08:00

how wonderful life should be ...

how sweet things can turn into sour ...

how simple promises can be made ...

how scary to have any expectation ...

how easily hope can be broken ...

how sad the sweet dreams were taken away ...

how difficult to understand it and why and why ...

how much thoughts were even considered ...

how much pain and sorrow it caused ...

how much drop of tears to cry out ...

how many more regrets to apologise ...

how sincerely remorseful are you filled with ...

how could you even do this to your sister, good friend and a person like me ...

how satisfied are you now ...

(~ by cheekypau ~)

i find no comfort in pain ... done is done ... bygones be bygones.

a tribute to my potato

2006-08-01T00:01:00.000+08:00

had my yummy yummy yummy mashed potato at chillis for dinner. i am what you may call a potato freak. i just love 90% of the dishes made out of potato. the wonders of a humble potato that can be transformed into something exciting. hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil -_- my potato fetish ain't fattening. done my research more or less 10 years ago. i'll just brush off the "fattening" remark with a smirk and forgive you for not being informative on it. for your info, a medium sized potato is only 100 calories, contains zero fat, cholesterol free and a good source of vitamins. frankly, my dear, whoever still thinks it's fattening, i don't give a damn and i just love my potatoes.

behold cheekypau's recipe. i do master some cooking skills but for my family's pleasure only. hehe. these are just a few of it :-

potato salad:
boil potato into salt water till tender. plunge into cold water. dice it into cubes. boil tomato into water less than 10 sec. plunge into cold water. finely dice the flesh without the seed. toss the potato cubes and tomato and lettuce leaves and mango cubes and olives and grated parmesan and black pepper and olive oil. yummy healthy potato salad!
potato croquettes:
boil potato into salt water till tender. drain till really dry then puree. mix with salt and black pepper and butter and egg yolk and diced ham and cheese and diced tomato. flour your hands and form into balls and cover and refrigerate. when ready to cook, coat with flour and egg and breadcrumbs and deep fry until golden brown. yummy french savoury!
roast potato:
boil quarter sized potato into salt water. once boil and still hot, lightly scratch with a fork. preheat roasting pan high heat and add oil (about 1cm) and when starts to smoke, add in hot potato. bake until golden brown and sprinkle with salt. yummy crispy hot potato!
mashed potato:
boil potato into salt water till tender. mash with a fork or masher and gradually mix butter/cream and hot milk. season with salt and black pepper. yummy creamy flavour!
potato and button mushroom chowder:
fry bacon cubes and potato cubes for 10min. add chicken stock and diced button mushroom and boil and simmer till potato tender. add cream and simmer 5 min. season with salt and black pepper.
french fries:
go to mcd! it's my favourite and the best!! hehe.

note to cheekypau: how versatile a delightful understated vegetable can be. hail ye potato!

stupid dump pork!

2006-07-29T14:35:00.000+08:00

got a phone call from a chinese stupid pork! first this stupid pork kept on blabbering in chinese with a rude tone. then i told the stupid pork i can't speak in chinese and whether we can communicate in bm (italic font is the translation). then the stupid pork screamed Dilecto! Dilecto! told the stupid pork my director is not in and i don't know when he will be in. the stupid pork screamed again saying how long work there??!! why duno??!! huh??!! u work there oso dunno anything for wat??!! what the heck! a few boom bang boom bang and still maintained my coolness and told the stupid pork "sir, you shouldn't say like that, i do not know his schedule and i am not his secretary and i can let him know you've called". silence for 3 seconds and then i've asked him again if there's any messages that i can take down. then the stupid dump pork screamed go and die lah!! and hanged up on me. one day .. just one fine day .... i bet that stupid pork will get it back and become a burnt roast pork. by the way, did some checking of my own, for heaven sake, why was that call transfered to me? being managers in a public listed company for what? can't even handle a small timer stupid pork!??! ... blardy ..

jokes on women, turn the table around

2006-07-27T23:15:00.000+08:00

i've been receiving heaps of emails or listening to a whole lot of jokes about women lately. the latest comment/joke was that women = evil and women with pms = women with psychotic murderer symptom. i began to wonder, how come it sounds funnier for the blokes to make hilarious jokes about women being described as weaklings with daily traumas or a dope? *knock on the head* duhhhh ... realised that i've actually got a few rib-ticklers up my sleeves to get back to them.

what do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
men miss them both
why do men like BMWs?
because they can spell it
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
one ... men will screw anything
why do men always look stupid?
because they are stupid
what's the thinnest book in the world?
what men know about women
men are like toilets...
either vacant, engaged or full of crap

note to cheekypau - scientist should redo their research on apes evolving into men. it should be the theory of dogs actually evolved into men. notice the parallels ... tell a dog he's been bad, he goes to the corner and moan. tell a man off, he's off to the pubs and does the same.

dream job?

2006-07-24T20:45:00.000+08:00

was just thinking .... if i aint doing a desk job, what could be my next option??

maybe a masseuse - if you love pain, trust me, don't under estimate me because these hands of mine will give you pleasure. I know lots had enjoyed it and it's in demand but be warned that it's a total turn off when the moan starts kicking in. geeeeez, gives me goose bumps up to my spine. once that happens, you aint getting it again!
maybe a babysitter - only to the pretty or cute or handsome little children who are smart and well-behaved. sorry but i hate ugly dirty looking kids with tantrums and green gunk running down their nostrils. i can't find any adult at the same kiddy level as me who enjoys sweet ice cream and cartoons and collecting stickers and cute toys and playing games.
maybe a fashion designer - with a label called "cheeky purple world". purple panties, purple purse, purple mini skirt, purple bra, purple sunglasses, purple belts, purple flip flops, purple bikini wear, purple tops, purple hoodie, purple cap, purple garter, purple bags and etc.
maybe a goddess - a lazy bum being pampered by a group of young handsome solid chest muscular dudes. 2 will be fanning me with feather fans, 1 will be feeding me a bowl of ice cream, 1 will be feeding me strawberries and grapes, 1 will be giving me manicure and pedicure, 1 will be giving me an oil massage and 3 will be giving me a full monty performance. all dressed in tight black leather thongs with a fluffy bunny tail and a bow tie :p~~~~~

sigh ... got carried away. maybe lack of ribena. love-sweet-purple-grapes.

ok

2006-07-21T23:25:00.000+08:00

everyone is getting lazy nowadays. always loooking for a shortcut. even in communication. of all person, my chatterbox mummy. at times, if she could stand next to daffy duck, my gosh! the splattering sliva is unbeatable. today gotten an sms from my mummy which says "ok". and for goodness sake sms-ing can easily cause miscommunication (a fine line to the cross the line + misunderstanding zone). shouldn't do that :-

if you've used dad's phone. we've actually ended up with a funny conversation of me replying "huh?". and dad replied "huh? to your huh?". and me asking again "huh? what's up with the 'ok' statement?". and dad replied again "huh? oh .... but that 'ok' was from your mum". then i would have to ask you the same question all over again.
to crack my brains out. makes me wonder if there's any question beforehand and/or whether i was expecting a reply. plz don't torture my low deficiency brain cell.
to crack my brains out for the second time. mummy's cool because i can ask and tell her anything. even about sex. but i don't want to cross the line and how to do that if i don't know how to answer back. imagine if i've asked "is it ok to have anal sex?"; ok. = any good tips?, ok? = well it was just a thought because blah blah blah, ok!!?! = i am sorry to ask and i get your point. ok = .......
because you are a chatterbox. makes me want to ask you back if you are ok instead.

whatever it is, like i've said before, my mummy is always funny in her many weird ways and thanks for spicing up my life today. by the way, yes i am healthy and ok today.

cheeky blinky toys

2006-07-20T00:02:00.000+08:00

meet my new toys. cheap and fun. it's so small and cute. about 2.5inch x 2.5inch. perfect! the nick name matches exactly to the animal's character. hehehe.

step 1 : place it anywhere you want to

step 2 : underneath it, slightly tap at the sensor.

step 3 : enjoy the 15 second *blink *blink *blink *BLINK!

(cool effects in the dark)

step 4 : it's waterproof! spice up &/or play with it while taking your bath!! it will light up all the way if the sensor touches water. even cool for parties. drop it into a bowl of water and tra-la ... who needs party lights.

worthy of thine name?

2006-07-17T20:50:00.000+08:00

ever wondered .... "if i did not have a name, how could i identify myself? if i had no name, who would i be?"

can a mental characteristics of an individual be read from a person's name just as the characteristics of a chemical compound can be read from its chemical formula?? can someone enlighten me on how is it possible that through a name or date of birth, one can determine the mind, the pattern of thinking, the intelligence manifested or the life experiences encountered ....

does my name contain a long list of fine qualities? does it suit me? should i change it? a name is just a name? well, a search on my name reveals me as a person supposedly being musical and with artistic ability, good business judgment, and a sense of responsibility for the welfare of others. warm-hearted and understanding in the response to the needs and interests of those around me. always ready to help those in less fortunate circumstances. a weakness lies in the fact that i am deeply affected through my feelings for others and could suffer through worry and disturbed thoughts over matters that i can do nothing about.

what do you think? yes? no? yes? no?

ogle over 2006 world cup players

2006-07-15T13:54:00.000+08:00

someone mentioned to me this week that the world has gone upside down bcos generally people nowadays seem to idolise aliens with supernatural powers ie. superman, spiderman, x-men etc. rather than being realistic and choose a real human being with normal human flaws.

superman my butt. even the movie couldn't catch my attention. it aint true that throughout the whole show i was distracted and/or busy focusing on his red tight underwear !! i'd rather ogle over some football players. there are innumerable blokes to choose from.

yummy yummy and feast yourself :p~~~~

David Beckham - England

Date of birth: 2 May 1975

Height: 182 cm

Weight: 74 kg

Position: Midfielder

Current Club: Real Madrid (ESP)

Andriy Shevchenko - Ukraine

Date of birth: 29 Sept 1976

Height: 183 cm

Weight: 73 kg

Position: Forward

Current Club: AC Milan (ITA)

Alessandro Del Piero - Italy

Date of birth: 9 Nov 1974

Height: 173 cm

Weight: 73 kg

Position: Forward
Current Club: Juventus (ITA)

Landon Donovan - US
Date of birth: 4 March 1982
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 67 kg
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Los Angeles Galaxy (USA)

Fabio Cannavaro - Italy
Date of birth: 13 Sept 1973
Height: 175 cm
Weight: 72 kg
Position: Defender
Current Club: Juventus (ITA)

Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal

Date of birth: 5 Feb 1985

Height: 184 cm

Weight: 75 kg

Position: Forward

Current Club: Manchester United (ENG)

wisdom ....

2006-07-14T13:35:00.000+08:00

do not wait; the time will never be "just right"

start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.

Napoleon Hill

so my dear friends ... chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

click click click enter!

2006-07-11T19:40:00.000+08:00

my other boss whom i also report to was sitting at my table with a big frown and a serious look on her face facing down while i had to do some other errands. she still had the same facial expression 10min later. had to ask her 'cos my work can't be that bad till she had to frown like that .... "yup ... how the heck could you do your work? i can't even see what's printed on your keyboard. no task is impossible for me but you've broken my 2006 record. i've practically went brain dead while trying to figure out how could you possibly do your typing. had to run back and forth to double check on my own keyboard".

then another comment made by my IT staff today (*wink wink, my sweet smile and charm gotten my company to replace my 1yr old computer to a better version :p), "wow!! errrmmmmm ... i think it's going to take a while for me to configure and install your new computer ..." had to ask again why. "b'cos i can't see a thing! how could you type? i know you are the first user and it still looks new but where are the alphabets??!!".

hmmmm .... silly me not to realise the condition of my keyboard ^_^

pau's joke of the week

2006-07-08T02:00:00.000+08:00

One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight.
maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.
siew pau lost in the fight and went back to tell all the paus family; kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.
so together.. all paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.
on the way... they met spaghetti...
so all paus ran to spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on spaghetti that spaghetti can't say a word.
spaghetti then scream..."WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know you all"???
then the siew pau say??.."HEH! MAGGI MEE! don't think I can't recognise you after you do REBONDING!"

mate's bday night out

2006-07-06T23:10:00.000+08:00

it's my mate's bday night out!! what a cool and funny and crazy bunch of gals to hang out with. just love it when someone could put a smile on my face. i was laughing throughout the whole night with my drunky gal friend's character. had a quarter glass of yummy white wine. didn't want to drink and drive plus had to be sane enough to babysit 2 clowns. hop to 3 venues in one night. both gfs couldn't remember what happened at the later part of the night. hmmmmmm ... want me to tell you the juicy story?? *hint *hint ... it's a very very very naughty and interesting night ..... hehehe

oh ya!!! also a shout out to derek "happy birthday!!!". posting this at your request. nahhh!!! consider this as your bday gift. come down and visit me and we can have fun like in the pic. just like the time when you've puked like mad. HAHAHHAA!

philippine and i

2006-07-04T23:15:00.000+08:00

constantly being asked ... "of all places, why philippines?" a classic story that my mummy keeps reminding me, ".. don't touch the candle flames or you will get burnt and suffer pain". being stubborn, touched it, hurt myself, cried, know how it feels .. but .. went and touch it 2 more times just to be sure (i aint no sadist) .. hahaha. well, same theory, i want to see the place with my own eyes although was adviced it's a dangerous area. heard that somewhere in philippines, a bomb explosion 12 hours before we've actually touched down. contrary to what you guys thought, overall the trip was not bad at all. flew there without any accomodation reservation. upon touch down, without any hastle, picked makati business centre to stay, took a bus, then a mrt, then within 15min found our walk-in hotel. behold, a journey by 2 daring and stubborn female chics...

found this decent business hotel which costs rm240 per person for 3 nights and 4 days. the shower pressure and hotel service is darn good. not use to the "yes, mam can i help you""no problem mam""welcome mam" mam mam mam

the best meal and i'm fully satisfied. loveeeeee the drink. jasmine & garlic rice, lechon babi (roast pork), gata sigarillas (4 angled beans), gatang tilapia (fish), bottomless ice tea = total rm30

mont kiara atmosphere with a live band. their voice, unbelievably good, 3 thumbs up if only i have an extra thumb. so fresh! nilasing na hipn (prawn ... too hungry and ate half already), pinakbet (fish), pritong pla pla (vege), garlic rice = total rm37

pathetic but 65% of our pic were taken in the dressing room cos we've shopped and shopped and shopped (70% of our time). they have more stuff on top of what you could find in our own country!!!! just name it!!! cheap and good too. i've practically went nuts.

hard rock cafe. in a mall. not our day because the band were average and couldn't play the latest songs. wonder if the standard dropped. rm35 per entry with 2 coupon of drinks. i drank ice tea (huge!!!) and a bottle of beer. got bored and bought yummy haagen dazs to lick on our way back to the hotel (without fail every night for our 15min walk).

had a fun night out. i hate beer but this will do. not bad. rm6 for one bottle.

cafe havana. our day because a famous salsa musician band was playing. heard they've played at genting for a 3 months contract deal. my salsa lessons sort of paid off. people were all friendly.

nearly missed the flight but we were street smart. why must the immigration officer always choose to have a small talk whenever i want to check in? i don't like to cause a hold-up. thinking about it, i should have freaked out and tell the mrt ticket officer or bus driver or security or taxi driver or sales person or etc to cut the crap and hurry up. reached "home sweet home" at 11pm and had to work the next day -_-"

top 5 worst pick up line

2006-06-28T21:20:00.000+08:00

violently tapped on my arm "hey, your name??!?" excuse me! is this how you ask for a name???

"are these your group of female friends?" yes, why? "are you sure?" yes, why?? "you look too pretty to hang out with them" what?!?! you are rude! i don't want to chat with you.

"hi! i drive a bmw, i own a huge house in a posh area, i'm a good guy and i really want to treat you to a posh dinner" huh??! do i look materialistic to you?

rubbed his groin against me "oohhh ... wanna get to know me?" #$)Q#&!! what!?!? i want to get to know you??? piss off!

"are you a call gal?" *#^$@*&!! no!!! "are you a student?" what makes you think so? "you look too young to be here" thanks but no! "are you working here?" no ...??? "are you a bum?" @%&*#@! "are you alone and do i need to buy you a drink?" @$@#*!!

i am coming!

2006-06-22T08:40:00.000+08:00

the most frequent word that i've used today .... " i am coming!!!!!" .... *sigh* ...

darn early in the morning my day started off with a ding dong on my door bell ... i am coming!!!!!
then reached my office and before i could heat up my butt and seat, ring ring ring, "alooo good morning sleepy cheekypau, remember about our meeting?" ... opppsss ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
another ring ring ring, "i am looking for the amended blah blah blah" .... oh ya, i've done the amendments ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
a turbo note on my comp screen, "can we discuss something urgent?" ... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
it's lunch time, "hey cheekypau, the gang is waiting downstairs" .... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
resume work and then a ring ring ring, "you've got some stuff couriered to you, please collect" .... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
another of another ring ring ring, "hey we've got a problem, i need your blah blah blah" ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
midst of settling down to do proper desk work, "cheekypau, the director would like to see you", *gulp* ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!
another of another of another ring ring ring, "where are you? dinner is at 6.30pm" ..... ok ok i am coming!!!!!

no fun -_- aint orgasmic enough for me to scream with excitement "I AM COMINGGGGGgggg!!!!"

signs of stress?

2006-06-18T20:07:00.000+08:00

how to tell when you are under extreme stress??? am i under one if i suffer the below?

stiffness in the lower back or neck or gut or even tightness in the chest?
there's nothing better than seeing someone worse off than me which gives a moment of relief?
'tuned out' to what's around me, clumsy and the likelihood of bumping into things? lots of ugly bruises now.
breakdown? tears rolling down at my cheek at any unwanted or unexpected news?
can't think straight and the temper is on a 0.5cm fuse for a sec only? @#*%@&Q&%!! ok now i'm fine.
the state of mind is under mental tension worrying about the next day and causing sleep deprivation?
screaming for coffee first thing in the morning to boost up my fatigue, low energy and alertness?

i need to regain control of my life! so donate me with alot of hugs and kisses (guys only :p), cash, an oil massage and food pampering now! hahahaha! what a nice theory. i bet you are going to say that the said remedies are not for stress but lack of attention.

beachy mood

2006-06-14T19:20:00.001+08:00

yippie! out comes my shades and time to dip into the sea with my bikini. love the sea but darn glary from the blazing hot sun and lucky for me the sea is cooler than the land surface thus creating a sweet cool breeze. played the banana boat and fell into the sea twice *splosh!!* exciting and freakish when each time i had to get my sexy butt out of there asap because there were alot of jelly fish floating around! no sun burn! how bizzare, but do you know that cats and dogs can suffer sun burn too especially the white cat? love the bbq and drinking session :p~~~ on the way back, 2 things happened and my boss called me a jinx-er again. so bad. firstly, something splattered on his windscreen. we were guessing if it's either a group of bird shit or a group of insect. took him a while to clean up altho squirted alot of water. secondly, our navigator nearly ran over a cat but my boss drove close behind and had no time to swerve away. stupidly he thought that the cat was dump and would stay put. *crack!!!!* cross my heart i could have puked when i've heard that. imagine if the poor cat's skull being ran over by a huge and heavy car and all of the brain's thick messy goo splattered. yerrrrr .... yucks! i guess the so called 9 lifes ran out of luck.

true or false?

2006-06-12T19:00:00.000+08:00

does it describe me? a lethal combination?

bashful, but have all the wiles and weapons, including a determination to pursue happiness. seek romance, and commitment is an integral part of it. if in love, will go to any lengths to make sure it works. on the flip side, if in an unhappy relationship, will snap the cords with ease. can be deadly practical and divinely romantic at the same time. perfectionist, but not perfect. prefer light, feminine scents and soft, muted earth tones. greatest asset, practical attitude and self-assuredness. philosophical, wise, calm and understanding, though often fickle or self-indulgent. elegant to the point of being ostentatious. can behave selfishly if crossed. charming personality and elegant in dress. receptive and a deep thinker and likes to judge by intuition. fortunate in wealth through her life!

banana

2006-06-09T13:54:00.000+08:00

i am actually brain dead right now. sleepy and munching away my yummy huge banana for lunch. what to blog about? i can't think of anything crap to talk about .. think think think .. *idea!!* .. ohh! i shall blog about bananas !! ... hahahaha

do you know that there are approximately 300 species of bananas but only 20 species are commercially cultivated? i only eye for the big huge ones with the montel sticker :p~~~~~

do you know the phrase "go bananas" or "top banana / second banana"?

do you know that the true origin of bananas is found in the region of malaysia, travelled to india in the BCE century and eventually spread over to the western world?

do you know the banana boat song? originated from jamaica and sung by the jamaican banana workers. how does it go ar .... ohhhh .... "come mr tally man, tally me banana, daylight come and we wanna go home."

do you know the medicinal use of banana? interesting but it helps anaemia, blood pressure, brain power, constipation, depression, hangovers, heartburn, morning sickness, mosquito bites, nerves, overweight, pms, smoking, stress, strokes, ulcers, warts, etc.

do you know the yummy ways of enjoying a banana? banana milkshake? banana split? ice cream flavoured banana? chewing gum flavoured banana? i've tried this yummy banana dish at phuket 2 months ago. imagine roti pisang but it's crispy and coated with chocolate fudge..... gosh! ..... *drool* ..... banana-freakin-licious!

join me go bananas with banana! ^_^

6.6.06

2006-06-06T22:00:00.000+08:00

what is the big commotion or hoo-ha over the 6.6.06 date? badluck? devil? evil? omen? don't fill me with that. to me that kind of mentality is full of rubbish, nonsense and absurdness. are you living in a meaningless and irrational universe? how come my day was absolutely fine?? overall i am a happy tuesday cheeky pau ^_^. well, except for the fact that something popped up and i couldn't eat my tom yam again. hmmmmm ... how come i'm always blogging on food lately??! i need to get over my crave pretty soon.

anyway, went to this hakka eating place at curve with my good sista-sista. not tasty at all. *sniff* sad. but lots of laughter *wink wink hooray!* and the best part was at the end of the meal .... fortune cookies! .... all 3 received a positive remark which placed a smile on each of our faces. not that we believe it but we plan to achieve it. yup, i believe you can put some positive truth into it if you work for it!

hey, this reminds me of one meaningful sms which was texted on 4th June 2006 "ya ... god bless 3 of us good friends to be happy with our loved ones. hehe." remember?! remember?! *sigh* ..... missing my momma n papa n notti bros.

faith and piggy

2006-06-05T21:15:00.000+08:00

faith:

da vinci code, the hot topic. what's the big deal? faith people faith! christianity value = better person. seek peace, love and understanding in this world. want to share a funny website to visit.

http://www.syfc.org.sg/events/dvc/cinema.html

"never borrow from the future. if you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."

piggy:

thanks ya for the abundant and unspeakable amount of lavish food pampering that i've been getting for the past 7 days. *gobsmacked seductive n O_O* strawberry tart crumble cake, *luscious n ohhh la la* fetucini with white mushroom sauce, *sweet n nutritious* delivered fruits (i like the guava but not the rose-apple :p), *yummy* nonya meal, *healthy n satisfying* green salad buffet, *delightful n toothsome* roadside rojak and cendol, *tasty n natural* home-made dumplings, *slurpy n appealing* mee loh, *tantalising* seafood, *delicious finger licking* bbq buffet, *mouth-watering* mcd, *sensuous n cooling* hagan dazz ice cream, *pleasing* breakfast that my colleagues and boss pampers me everyday, *appetising* banana ... and alot more to brag about ... nearly out of saliva to ooze or drool but i have one more space for the savory hot and spicy tom yam steamboat before i call it quits for one week. too bad the shop was not open tonight and i was actually anticipating for it since yesterday. couldn't think of anything to replace it. had to settle for this stall which serves "mum's home cook steamed spicy chilli chicken rice" *gasp!* what a long name to call it. sob sob ... still thinking about the tom yam.

i am a happy monday cheeky pau!

sms

2006-06-01T18:45:00.000+08:00

been getting alot of forwarded sms this week. how come my sista sista out there never and/or don't send me any forwarded sms? celebration forwarded sms are not counted. the only forwarded sms i get are in situations like "ehhh ah moi, can help me forward my sms to msX cos mine don't seem to get through" or "msY said (copy paste)". is it because we talk too much rubbish face to face till there is no need to waste time on forwarded sms? or are forwarded sms meant to indicate that i have nothing interesting to say but i am thinking of you right now?

FRIENDSHIP

friends are like balloons

once you let them go

you can never bring them back

that's why i'll tie you tight in my heart!

BOOTY

3 phases of woman's boobs

20s - like melons, round & firm

30s to 40s - like pears, still nice but hanging a bit

after 50s - like onions, you see them and they make you cry

LAUGHTER

always find time to laugh

being happy is a choice, not a chance

laughter adds life

be happy and take good care

WANITA

tidur dengan wanita cantik ...... bangga 1/2 mati

tidur dengan dara ...... letih 1/2 mati

tidur dengan gf ...... nafsu 1/2 mati

tidur dengan isteri ...... pura-pura mati

MAGIC

it's magic how friendship begins

its always a mystery how it grows

im truly proud i have you

paupau as one [",][,"]

know cheeky pau's favourite food?

2006-06-01T08:45:00.000+08:00

how well do you know paupau? pau don't do diets. NEVER .... only applicable to 2006. hehehe. pamper pau with pau's favourite tongue teaser and BINGO!!!! pau's heart will be yours. hint hint on pau's current food for love list but subject to changes. depending on pau's drool :p~~~~~~~~~

fruits : strawberry - banana - papaya
deserts : ice cream - moist cakes - tarts - triffle - sorbet - caramel pudding
flava : vanilla - strawberry - caramel
fast food : mc donald - kfc - mos burger
meal : char kwee tiaw - sushi - salad - fetucini with white mushroom sauce - fish - loh shee fun - hokkien mee - brinjal - soup - anything to do with potato - roti pisang - porridge
drinks : h2o - kampai - milo - long island tea - flavoured tea - fresh milk
junky : famous amos cookies - cheezels - chewing gum

if you can't score more than 70%, then you don't know how to pamper pau at all!

jinx

2006-05-30T18:24:00.000+08:00

meaning?
a person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck.
a condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.

am i in a jinx-ing vibe?

2 things happened within the same week :-

my joker boss finally had a big BANGGG! his honda became a sardine but managed to survive without a scratch. actually had a small lump at the head but it doesn't make a difference since he's already big headed. said to me "how come had an accident??!! in a norm, you cause it. never ever, in my history, had an accident. u jinx-er!".

my smarty pants friend banged into the back of my bumper. next to a polis truck at a halted traffic light. i know his car is way over my league but dont bully my cheapo car. lucky for him there weren't any dent. said to me "i cant believe it?! broke my record. never in my life! gosh. whyyyyy??".

hey, look at the bright side! i aint complaining and definitely you guys would always remember me when you think of an accident. ohhhh ... the complaining part, i lied. joker boss, you are off the hook for calling me a jinx-er since you've pampered me with a *drool *:p~~ *heavenly tasty and yummy desert. smarty pants friend, not letting you go, i want to claim that offer for a super duper yummy dinner. make me drool again! hehe.

top 5 chart to listen to as a ...

2006-05-29T17:30:00.000+08:00

happy cheeky pau
black eye peas - pump it
D4L - shake that laffy taffy
nelly - it's getting hot in here
fat boy slim - push the tempo
black eye peas - my hump

sad cheeky pau
tatu - gomenasai
daniel porter - bad day
jewel - break me
tatu - 30 minutes
black eye peas - where is the love

flirty cheeky pau
right thurr - chingy
pussycat dolls feat will i am - beep
ciara petey pablo feat lil jon, ludacris - goodies
pussycat dolls feat snoop dogg - loosen up my button
britney spears - i'm a slave for you

hyper cheeky pau
ll cool j feat j lo - control myself
chemical brothers - hey boy hey girl
fatty koo - bounce
fat boy slim - push the tempo
trick daddy feat ludacris, cee lo - sugar on my tongue

heartbroken cheeky pau
atomic kitten - someone like me
melly goeslaw & eric - ada apa dengan cinta
fort minor - where'd u go
sheila on 7 - berhenti berharap
jay chou - Ye qu (dont know what he says but it sounds sad :p)

anun bala mu?

2006-05-28T22:15:00.000+08:00

it's a sunday! god's in my heart. haleluyah! going back to my roots .....

paupau from the generation of DARUNG SALIANG 1617 (LAKAI DARUNG SALIANG) & AGUNG FARIR (ROT LEI FARIR) Mendolong Sipitang would like to give a shout out ....

"o taman kai luk bang surga, do ngadan-mu uen ngerayeh. Idi imet-mu uen ngaching, idi luk pian-mu mangun ban tana kudeng bang surga, Mare nekai acho sini akan luk petap. Idi mare do ratnan amung-amung baleh kai mepad kudeng kai pangeh nemare ddo ratnan amung-amung baleh dulun. Idi aleg nguit nekai ame bang luk nutun, iamdo muit nekai ratnan luk dat. Ngacheku iko luk kuan imet idi lalud idi rayeh maching ruked-ruked peh" ^_^

eek eek !!

2006-05-23T19:00:00.000+08:00

is it cool if you get a turbo note popped up at your screen from your boss? what if it's in HUGE fonts and striking colour? could it make your day bad or good? how would you react if you get a turbo note from a highly important boss of the company, on a stressful day, saying ....

pinch paupau on the cheeks,

pinch her till it makes her squeak,

pile her up with work for weeks,

then you'll hear her go EEK EEK!!

first i was filled with laughter. *lucky paupau to get a joker boss. then i was scratching my head if i should answer him in a professional manner since i've been working darn late lately, fell sick, could build klcc twin tower with all of the documents on my table and could build the fortress of castle de sant ferran with all of the documents on my floor! hmmmmmmmm ...... since i've already been branded as a playful devil, what the heck! he started it! then i've replied back ....

kick the tables,

kick the chairs,

i feel like kicking you too,

down the stairs.